Tonight brings us the airing of the Joel McHale-hosted 2011 Independent Spirit Awards, or... the poor man's Oscars? McHale opened the show with a parody that poked fun at many of the nominated films. There were star cameos, too!

All you need to know about this clip is that Late Night released a handful of golden retriever puppies onto a red carpet filled with bowls of dog food with names of Oscar-nominated movies on them. That, and OMG puppies!

Stoner comedian Doug Benson joins Nick Swardson to discuss the recent trend in restaurants with a cosmos theme. The two also talk about the merits of sleeping in.

The doctor is in. Following up his performance at the Grammy's with a new music video featuring stage mates Skylar Grey & Eminem, is the one and only Dr. Dre. The video follows Mr. Doctor through his past via Ferrari.

The deserving and adorable Zach Anner won Your Own Show! But in a supertwist not unlike when a movie turns out to be a dream, his rival Kristina Kuzmic was also awarded a series on OWN Friday.

Downtrodden young white men of America rejoice! No longer will you have to suffer the injustices that come with being a caucasian male of college age in this country, because you've got a new non-profit in your corner: The Former Majority Association for Equality is offering $500 toward your college tuition — if you're a white dude!

I've personally made sure that every Josie and The Pussy Cats lip sync video I made when I was 14 was destroyed. Lexy and Stephanie here? Not so lucky. Watch these crooners perform a duet against many a beautiful background.

Hey parents: It's so hard to find a decent daycare center these days, isn't it? Well, at least your kid isn't spending his or her formative years at R&B Childcare Services in Pittsburgh! Early yesterday, police raided the center just before kids began to arrive:

Misery Bear can't catch a break. Watch this little guy's day at the office chronicled. How much more do you think he can take?

David Dayen of Firedoglake is at today's protests inside the Wisconsin State capitol and he shot the above video, adding this awesome caption: "See if you can spot the hippies in this picture. I guess they're the ones wearing the uniform of the Wisconsin Department of Corrections."

After being suspended from his job for allegedly hurling anti-Semitic slurs at a couple in Paris on Thursday, Dior designer John Galliano has filed a defamation lawsuit against the pair. French newspaper Le Figaro says Galliano has written statements from witnesses to back him up. [WSJ]

On the day that the increasingly violent—and evil—power-saving tactics of lunatic Libyan dictator Muammar el-Qaddafi began to emerge, here's a grim, firsthand look at the chaos. Watch as a protester—busy filming others being shot—is suddenly gunned down. [Gawker.TV]

Apparently, the Indian Army does a motorbike exhibition where they just show off all the crazy things they can do on their bikes. I bet these skills come in handy when they fight terrorists on Harley-Davidsons.

The UN Security Council is meeting today to discuss Libya, while Muammar el-Qaddafi continues to kill his own people. Also, parts of Tripoli are fighting back. Here's a look at what's happening across the Middle East and North Africa today:

Funny Blood Video presents us with the latest and hippest ghost hunting show, "Ghoul Grabbers". And by "latest" and "hippest" I mean "worst" and "shittiest".

On the day that the increasingly violent—and evil—power-saving tactics of lunatic Libyan dictator Muammar el-Qaddafi began to emerge, here's a grim, firsthand look at the chaos. Watch as a protester—busy filming others being shot—is suddenly gunned down.

With much excitement, this woman opens her Valentine's Day gift. Watch her get an unexpected surprise from a mob of critters when all she wanted was a piece of chocolate.

"The Snowman," a 54-year-old Chinese man named Jin Songhao, now owns the world record for time submerged in snow after spending 46 minutes and 7 seconds buried in snow wearing only underwear. Bravo, Snowman!

Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are back together! Psych. They're just co-starring in Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky's, Bad Teacher, alongside Jason Segel and Phyllis from The Office.

Cimex lectularius experts gathered in DC earlier this month and, besides giving up all hope of eradication, came to a conclusion: "Bed bugs are not going away any time soon." Great. [via Daily Intel]