It's pure! It's organic! It's free range! Breast Milk Ice Cream is all the rage at The Icecreamists parlor in Covent Garden. The owner seems to be appalled on how anyone can find the initial thought of this disgusting.

Muammar el-Qaddafi's personal Ukrainian nurse, Galyna Kolotnytska — described in Wikileaks cables as a "voluptuous blond" — is heading home to Kiev, according to her daughter, Tetyana, speaking to a Ukrainian newspaper: "She spoke in a calm voice, asked us not to worry and said she'd soon be home." It's officially over, Muammar. [WSJ]

Busy week? Relax, it's finally the weekend. Catch yourself up on what you missed all week long with this guide to television's best (and worst) moments.

Charlie Sheen wants a big advance for his forthcoming tell-all book. David Beckham is actually Jesus, and he has a tattoo to prove it. Some Real Housewives kicked some ass in a bar fight. It's a greedy, seedy Saturday gossip.

Animated short subjects being nominated for an Oscar is a happening far older than computer animated desk lamps and British claymation. Here are the first three cartoons that showed up on the ballot at the fifth Annual Academy Awards.

When Jenny Slate calls a phone board operator, all she wants is to be transferred to Martin Struthers. The operator, for his own personal reasons, is less than willing to help.

Besides being an SNL cast member & movie star (Hall Pass, featuring him in his first starring role, debuts today), Jason Sudeikis is a frequent performer at the Upright Citizen's Brigade's ASSCAT 3000 improv show.

In this amazing video, a George Mason University band rocks out to Rage Against the Machine, re-defining the course of college bands all over the country or so we hope. Band is so much more fun if head-banging is involved.

Today we heard the story of a Congressman who laughed at an assassination joke, in public, at a town hall meeting. Yay! All he's done in response has been issue a late-coming condemnation of the joke. Huh?

Forecasts call for snow this weekend in San Francisco. This has transformed the burrito-and-coffee-bloated populace into squealing schoolkids, breathlessly shooting their excitement around the Internet via Facebook-enabled shoes, or whatever's hot in Silicon Valley these days:

Donald Glover apparently released has three rap albums under the pseudonym Childish Gambino. Here's the video of his latest single "Freaks and Geeks"... seems like a step up from Community's "donde esta la biblioteca" rap.

Diana Ross' hyped appearance nf Oprah was an annoying love-fest to say the least. The two icons congratulated each other on their awesomeness and discussed the "computers", the use of the "F-word" in music and grocery shopping without makeup.

The weekend has finally arrived, which means new movies! It's not the best crop of releases this week, as we're in the late-winter doldrums of cinema. But here they are anyway. Nicolas Cage is angry, Owen Wilson is horny, and God is sad.

An ice cream shop in London has sold out of its "Baby Gaga" flavor, which is made with vanilla pods, lemon zest, and human breast milk purchased from a local mother. I love ice cream, but... no.

Newt Gingrich tweeted something marvelous the other day, in response to a typical, prodding liberal questioning his belief in dinosaurs: "not only do I believe in dinosaurs I had a t rex skull in speakers office to remind us they used to think they were important too." Bullshit. You had the skull of a Tyrannosaurus Rex in your House Speaker's office, to teach life lessons? That belonged in a museum! No but really, it was the Smithsonian's property.

With a wildcard like Charlie Sheen as your lead role, the producers at Two and a Half Men were smart to create this ending of the show to be used "In Case of Emergency."

When arriving to jail in Florida to serve 30 days for drug possession, corrections officers asked Sara King if she had anything she's not supposed to have. She replied, "Just my pills in my vagina."

Las Vegas police have arrested two men in connection with yesterday's heist of $32,000 in chips from the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino. The driver's been arrested; the man who police say received more than half of the stolen chips has been arrested; and police are searching for Steven Gao, who they say pulled the stick-up heist himself. These arrests come just weeks after 29 year-old Anthony Carleo was arrested for his spectacularly not-well-thought-out heist of $1.5 million in chips from the Bellagio.

Koch Industries executives are reacting to the prank call pulled on Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) this week, where a blogger got through to the governor by posing as David Koch. In an interview with National Review Online, Koch Industries executive vice president Richard Fink says the Koch brothers will not "back off."

Neil Patrick Harris can't host every awards show (even if we wanted him to) so settle for the next best thing: NPH acting out all of the best picture nominees.