It must suck so bad to go to one of these allegedly prestigious military service academies. Besides being hazed by crewcut goons and receiving a trip to Iraq as a graduation present, you can't even smoke real ganja. So weak.
Did James Franco enact the most satisfying zit-popping known to man after the Oscars? Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart make out on a dance floor. Bieber and Selena Gomez make love with their hands. Melissa Leo rather regrets dropping an f-bomb. Monday gossip is an Oscars hangover.
Shot from above during at the Sydney Telstra 500, this tilt-shift video makes us nostalgic for our younger Hot Wheels days.
This celeb's ex doesn't want the media linking him to crack. This famous fella isn't always sleeping with the ladies, and this actress got caught giving a married costar some pleasure. She always did hit below the belt.
On this week's Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Kourtney starts a risky habit of getting it on with Scott in public bathrooms. The habit abruptly ends when someone walks in on the pair in the Glamour office bathrooms.
This video comes from Jimmy Kimmel's post-Oscar special. "Jimmy K" owns a gym that promises to get you fit by well, humping. Cameos include: Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Emily Blunt, Jessical Biel, Kelly Ripa, and more!
The University of California San Diego was the scene of America's goofiest college race war last year. It started with a "KKK-style hood" placed atop a statue of Dr. Seuss, then progressed to a funny ha-ha white frat boy "Compton Cookout," which was followed by the typical earnest college-style protests and tortured soul-searching rhetoric. Oh we forgot about the noose in the library! That happened, too.
These Lucky passengers were lucky enough to watch the launch of the Discovery last Thursday while flying over Florida.
Are you caught up on the most recent sex crimes somehow connected to Disney World? Well, you should be. First there was Disney reservations clerk Wilbert Brookins, arrested last week for trying to rape a woman in her Disney hotel room after he'd gotten her an "employee discount" and escorted her through the park. Although she was very specific: "she said at the time she would not exchange sex for this."
Sounds like Libyan rebels may have set up their own no-fly zone over the city of Misrata today, if what a witness told Reuters is confirmed:
Deposed Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak and his family were hit with a travel ban and their assets inside Egypt were frozen today by the country's general prosecutor, according to Al Jazeera. The prosecutor's office issued a statement saying, "The decision today is acting on complaints received on wealth accumulated by the former president and his family." Around 80 million complaints of being ripped off and brutalized for three decades are finally starting to pay off, hopefully. Mubarak's slimy son Gamal and his wife are still said to be hiding out in London.
