Here are two scenes from last week's Parks and Recreation that just didn't make the cut. Ron triesto wrap his head around Chris's cheerful advice on exercising and what actually went down in Leslie's absence at the hearing in Indianapolis.

On this emotional episode of Who Do You Think You Are, Kim Cattrall learns that her mothers absent father had a secret family only three hours away from their home in Liverpool, England.

What do rapey secret leaker Julian Assange and greedy imbecile Sarah Palin have in common? Both love money, and have trademarked their names in pursuit of making more of it.

He's got quite the knack for lip synching and dancing while seated. Let yourself get lost in the complete silliness that is this video and enjoy what is sure to become your new favorite song.

Yes, human. The future is here, and it's time to start building the robot army you've been dreaming of. Take this quick survey, email the final question to surveys@gawker.com and you'll be entered to win a P3 V-Bot® Robotic Vacuum. Ok, so maybe it's not the android concubine you were hoping for, but at least your floor will be clean!

This just released security camera footage shows an escalator in a Washington Metro station going from a convenient speed to an extremely dangerous one in seconds.

Newt Gingrich, the 1990s' top Tyrannosaurus rex fanboy, is going to make a decision about running for president this week. If he does, which appears "likely," then he'd be the second candidate to form a presidential exploratory committee.

Tom Hanks is a national treasure. Here's fake Toddlers and Tiaras footage of Tom Hanks and his daughter Sophie perusing her dream as a Pageant Girl in the "Miss Ultimate Sexy Baby Contest." Who knew Jimmy Kimmel Live would prove to be so entertaining today?

Now that video of Dior creative director John Galliano announcing "I love Hitler" is all over the internet, let's revisit how quick the fashion press was to defend him from claims of anti-Semitism.

While on Regis And Kelly to promote his new movie, Topher ends up discussing an older one. He remembers meeting one of his favorite actresses while filming Valentine's Day and how he made a less than memorable impression on her.

This morning the ladies of The View had admitted "friend" of Charlie Sheen and radio personality Alex Jones to discuss his mental sanity. Alex only wanted to plug himself and as you could imagine things didn't turn out well.

It was a quiet weekend at the cineplexes, mostly because everyone was busy at home doing their pre-Oscar calisthenics, frantically catching up on all the movies they missed, feverishly sewing beads on a dress while a cruel Anne Hathaway stood over them with a whip. You know, Oscar things!

Lady Gaga just released the video for her disappointing single "Born This Way." It's covered in pixie dust, zombie ooze, and chunks of alien placenta. It's official: Lady Gaga has bought into her own myth.

Now that Borders is dying, book publishers are collectively asking themselves, "Huh, where do we sell all these stupid books, now?" I mean Barnes & Noble is okay and all, but it's gonna take more shelf space than that to show off all those fancy attractive book covers designed to make people forget they could be buying this copy much cheaper used, on Ebay. The solution? Placing books in every kind of store, anywhere, that sells anything at all.

This week's Soup was full of win: poking fun at Charlie Sheen, Jesse James new book, a staff-wide parody of an epic scene from Birdemic, and an NBC "The More You Know" moment about butt-chugging from Law & Order: SVU.

This graphic footage shows a car driving through a large group of cyclists participating in a Critical Mass bike ride on Friday night in Porto Alegre, Brazil.

James Franco teased us last week by posting a 16-second clip of he and Anne Hathaway dancing to Grease's "You're The One that I Want." Last night, it was cut from the show's opening.

Preliminary ratings for last night's Oscar broadcast indicates it was down 7% from last year's audience of 41.7 million viewers. Several awards shows recently saw an uptick in ratings but it appears the Oscars are immune. Let's blame James Franco.

Congress, after taking all of last week off, now finds itself with only four days left to fund the federal government before everything shuts down. And, of course, the House Republicans and Senate Democrats are nowhere near reaching a final agreement. So what's the plan? Oh, you know this: Pass a bill that stalls for another two weeks!

Peter Weller, the man who played Alex Murphy in 1987's RoboCop, has a message for all citizens of Detroit about the forthcoming monument about him—and has some words Mayor David Bing who thinks the idea is "silly."