Sometimes we forget that not all Hollywood stories have to be scandalous, this one is actually quite heartwarming. Doesn't everyone wish they could leave a fan letter for a celebrity only to be invited to dinner by them?

Charlie Sheen has signed up with Ad.ly, the company that sets up endorsement deals for celebs to promote on Twitter and Facebook. The company estimates Sheen could make $1 million a year. Just look at what he's already done for Tiger Blood!

While we feel for the girl in this video (she'd just had her wisdom teeth removed), we can't help but laugh at her reaction to the procedure. One eye inexplicably open? Check! Incoherent babel? Check! Poor—albeit funny—thing.

It sounds like Simon Cowell's mum is even sassier than he is. Simon told Leno that after she watched an episode of the show with the new judges, she asked Simon to tell "Paula she looks tired."

Jesus Christ: According to the final word in trendwatching, the New York Times Style section, those god damn hats with animal faces and animal ears on them that make the wearer appear to be a mentally feeble four year-old girl "are a trend that shows no sign of going away."

Community does Pulp Fiction, Elizabeth Hurley signs onto Wonder Woman, Donald Glover gets a hosting gig, TLC is seeking "never nudes" and warning: NBC is airing a six-episode marathon of The Office in lieu of their Thursday night comedies.

Yesterday we learned that Blade Runner was getting a sequel or a prequel. We spoke with the producers behind the project, and asked them your burning questions. So, will it be Blade Runner 2 or Blade Runner Origins? [io9]

Poor Katrina Epperson. She was returning to her North Carolina home after getting a license to open a day care center in her residence when she and her boyfriend, Christopher Webb, were arrested for also running a meth lab out of the house. Talk about utilizing the space!

Last night on Letterman, Donald Trump offered his opinion on Charlie Sheen, hedging his bets that the troubled star would soon land another TV deal even more lucrative than his Two and a Half Men paycheck. Letterman doesn't seem convinced.

Northwestern University: so awesome, it's too awesome for the President of Northwestern University. The crusty ol' prez is "launching an investigation" into the recent hot sexxxy in-class fucksaw demonstration for a Northwestern psychology class. What's the matter, Morton Schapiro— didn't get enough hot live fucksaw action the first time around?

Among a certain set of young women, just the mere mention of actor Robert Pattinson is enough to elicit uncontrollable shrieks and gurgles. Seriously? This guy? What the hell is wrong with you, ladies?

Ever wonder exactly who "the friend" is dishing the dirt on celebrities? Well, in the case of the Rielle Hunter-John Edwards scandal, we know exactly who it was: the memorably-named Pigeon O'Brien. And now she's explaining why dished. [Jezebel]

Today at Gawker.TV, Jon Cryer gets back to work as Ellen's assistant, Chelsea Handler makes fun of fire-crotches, LaToya Jackson slams Star Jones, Matt Damon nixes a political career, and Bill Maher predicted this whole Charlie Sheen fiasco in 2009.

Congratulations to GitEmSteveDave for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame.

Here's 5-year-old Rowan singing "Own Side Now" with her dad on guitar. Little kids are too cute when they want to be.

With so many celebrities in the spotlight for hating on Jewish People recently, Stephen Colbert is happy to shine a little light on their day. Apparently The Pope has excused The Jews of blame in Jesus' death.

In your warlike Thursday media column: ABC News menaced by soup, more on the Newsweek redesign, Bloomberg vs. the NYT, Stars and Strips vs. weed, and ArtScene vs. Huffington Post.

National Geographic magazine is conducting a year-long series examining the state of the global population and our impact on the planet. In this video, they pose the question, are you typical? Watch to find out who the world's most typical person is today, and who it could be in the future.

It's all happening, people. Newt Gingrich, a politician from the 1990s, is officially running for president! No wait, he's just forming an official presidential exploratory committee! No wait, he's just officially "exploring" a presidential bid! Yes, that last one. That's what Newt Gingrich announced he is doing today.

Today Good Morning America interviewed Whitney Purvis who did an episode of 16 And Pregnant. She confirms some of the rumors, saying the show creates conflict as well as glamorizing the lives of teen moms.