This season of Celebrity Apprentice is already shaping up to be a doozy! Here, LaToya Jackson tells Wendy Williams that she "got along with Star Jones as well as the people on The View got along with Star." Very catty!

Aw, this is kind of adorable: after Regis whines about never being called back after his guest spot on How I Met Your Mother, Regis then turns to Josh Radnor's parents in the audience for some rapid-fire questioning.

Turns out life isn't just about smushing and grenade-dodging for DJ Pauly D. This season we wish the Jersey Shore cast a buon viaggio as they jet off to the homeland, where Pauly D hopes to find his future bride.

David Barton Gym, the very fancy (and very gay) discotechque/gym chain, is $65 million in debt and bankrupt. The company signed a deal to remain open, though, so Anderson Cooper still has a place to work on those guns.

Students at a college basketball game took to the floor in a mass pillow fight during halftime. Why? Because they're crazy college kids. Looks like some of the participants got a little overzealous though.

President Obama kept up the American pressure on Libyan leader Muammar Qaddafi this afternoon, stating plainly, "Muammar el-Qaddafi has lost the legitimacy to lead, and he must leave." Obama has also authorized military aircraft to help evacuate refugees.

Despite current statistics, it seems college students are always doing sex things. One day it's a fucksaw demonstration, the next it's a naked party that gets out of hand or publicly posted guides on how to masturbate. The latter two are what we're talking about today.

The thing about a train-wreck is that you just can't help but watch it happen. In that spirit, here's KLG and Hoda breaking it down to Beyoncé's dance moves the "tick fight," "pose for the camera" and "pat your weave."

The labor standoff in Wisconsin over Gov. Scott Walker's proposal to eliminate public workers' collective bargaining rights just took an exciting new turn. The state's Senate Republicans voted unanimously a short while ago ordering Senate Democrats to return from their out-of-state hiding spots to Madison by 4:00 p.m.

Apparently during Sunday night's ungodly awful Oscars telecast, co-presenters (and apparent ice cream salesmen) Javier Bardem and Josh Brolin did a little dance and kissed each other before they walked up to the mic. Great fun, right? Best thing in a bleak night! Except, we didn't get to see it because the producers instead cut to Bardem's wife Penelope Cruz. Boo!

You have to love the little revelations that can come out of an innocent press junket. The Adjustment Bureau opens Friday, and this preview features Matt Damon, Emily Blunt, and John Slattery discussing their film's "Fate vs. Free Will" conundrum.

What would you do if you found out that you were related to your arch nemesis? You'd probably cook up a big steaming plate of Italian food and serve it to some gushing judges. Everything last night was about family, and being nice. Boring!

Although it probably seemed like a good idea at the time, this particular towing method clearly doesn't work. Hopefully next time they'll come up with a solution that doesn't cause the pick-up truck to fold in half!

It's 2011, and let's be honest: a lot of us don't do too much. In honor of this trend, this man wrote a song, claiming he is the "Saddam of being lazy." Don't hate. Let's give a shout out for waking up late!

This tourism video from the 'island of limitless freedoms,' Manchukuo, makes it seem like a pretty awesome, yet frightening, place to visit. And honestly, who wouldn't want to shoot guns from a jet-ski and eat zebras on vacation?

Some good economic news, everyone: New jobless claims dropped by 20,000 to 368,000 last week, the lowest it's been since March 2008. We're rich and prosperous again, America. Treat yourself to a steak.

Another gem from Late Night's 200th episode starred the regulars, Abby Elliot, Rachel Dratch as Snooki Droochie, and Josh Myers (Seth Myers' lovable brother.) Let's see what happens when the crew steps in the elevator and selects "Jersey Floor."

This medic must trying to integrate his job with that of a rodeo clown. Here he entertains fans by doing flips on his way to attend to a hurt player.

A new CDC survey of Americans and their people-fucking preferences contains at least two valuable pieces of information. First, that kids these days are getting laid less; "the proportion of 15- to 24-year-olds who have had some kind of sex dropped in the past decade from 78 percent to about 72 percent." And second, that ladies love ladies; "Twice as many women reported any same-sex contact in their lifetimes compared with men (13% of women and 5.2% of men)."

OK then. We've now seen the crop of lady-girls who were selected by the Idol panel to battle it out for our amusement, and it's not pretty. Well, it's certainly pretty, there are many pretty girls in the lineup, but vocally? It doesn't seem like they're going to get the Kelly Clarkson they're so clearly wishing for.