Today we listed the ten worst things that Starbucks has given us in its 40-year history, sparking lots of ranting about the evil coffee empire and all it implies about the world. Though a lone voice did break through the din and bring a message of positivity.

Take Tom Cruise's leaked Scientology tape and mix in some of Charlie Sheen's choice words from the past week and what do you get? A video filled with so much crazy, you might need to re-evaluate your own sanity.

The ambitious agenda state Republican parties are pursuing to dismantle the infrastructure of the Democratic party isn't just focusing on crushing unions under the guise of "budget balancing." There's a far more dangerous and seditious form of Democrat out there that needs its lollipop stolen, too: The college kids who think they're mature enough to vote responsibly, but clearly don't, since they vote Democratic.

After having no luck in finding a roommate, an evicted Roger rethinks his position and agrees to move back while paying a little rent. He never imagined he would be replaced so fast and by none other than Andy Dick.

Rifca Stanescu, a Romanian woman who became a grandmother two years ago at the ripe old age of 23, claims to be the world's youngest grandmother. Both she and her daughter had their first children at 12.

Comedian and reality TV star Kathy Griffin is in New York gearing up for Kathy Wants a Tony, her Broadway debut. She's agreed to spend some time in our indentured servitude tomorrow afternoon. So, how should we haze poor Ms. Griffin?

Leaving her tween days behind, Tina describes the ideal scenario for her 13th birthday party in which she kisses Jimmy Pesto Jr. To make her dreams a reality, Louise readily offers to be her kissing coordinator.

Patriotic American beef is under attack! I mean, not the cows. The cows are actually happy about it. Per capita beef consumption in the U.S. has fallen by a third in the past 35 years. So the National Cattlemen's Beef Association is training ranchers and other assorted beef-friendly carnivores to fight back using the tools of public relations.

Today a mega music and film star's husband is joining a show that stars a mega music and film star's wife. That's just how Hollywood works. Also today: pilot casting news, a sad story about Sean Young, and a new Edgar Allan Poe emerges.

Ariel Tweto stole last Wednesday's installment of The Late Late Show right out from under Craig Ferguson and Hugh Laurie, so we had to tune into Discovery's Flying Wild Alaska Friday to catch the manic pixie in her natural habitat.

Charlie Sheen's bafflingly popular sitcom Two and a Half Men was put on ice for the rest of the season, but Warner Bros. just released a statement announcing Sheen's been "terminated...effective immediately." Are we finally rid of this show forever?

Jennifer Aniston shuffles through many ideas in order to make her first-ever viral video for SmartWater. Cute animals, dancing babies, kicks to the groin—hey whatever gets you more hits.

Big time beef in the NWU, which stands for Northwestern University, act like you know! Could it be that some bold young upstart is challenging the one and only CHET HAZE for hip hop supremacy? Yes, outlandishly!

How I Met Your Mother gets a 2-season renewal, Say Yes to the Dress gets a spin-off, photos of Josh Holloway on the Community set, and sneak peeks at tonight's House and series finale of Greek.

Hey Ikea, are you selling us closet organizers or baby filing cabinets?

Judy Greer stopped by the Early Show this morning to promote her new show Mad Love, discuss her ten years of classical ballet training, and her deep love of knitting.

Defense Secretary Robert Gates is on a trip to Afghanistan, landing in Kabul this morning. Gen. David Petraeus greeted him at the airport and the two immediately engaged in the sort of lighthearted banter you'd expect from two of the country's top military men.

Today at Gawker.TV, Bill Maher tackles Charlie Sheen's illusions of grandeur, Miley Cyrus impersonates Justin Bieber, Mike Tyson's pigeon show, four minutes of Gary Busy being crazy on Celebrity Apprentice and see Kim Kardashian struggling to record her new song.

Nobody correctly guessed today's Freeze Frame! Did you all forget about the Charlie Sheen theme going on? Find out which one of his movies today's Freeze Frame was from.

Ever wondered why life doesn't measure up to your lofty expectations?