Like computers, coffee is complex, easy to sink money into, and attracts a vast swath of opinions. And like computers, there's a wise middle path you can walk to get top-notch coffee without spending MacBook-like money on brewing gear. [Lifehacker]

PETA, an outlet for naked females that also dabbles in animal rights, just stripped naked and photographed its first male rapper.

That dinosaur of masturbatory entertainment, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, took a step into the future this year by partnering with Sony and developing an extra-dimensional, multi-media experience. (Translation: 3D boobs, y'all.)

Former Wyoming Senator Alan Simpson is worried about the young generation. Not only don't send thank you notes after Christmas but they listen to vulgar music like Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog.

Listen as Conrado Yanez blows the judges away on Poland's Must Be The Music with his impression of "What a Wonderful World".

Though we love her news anchor dad, we are worried about this young actress. Also today: let's analyze Suri Cruise for absolutely no reason, more exciting wedding news about the world's most important wedding, and Amanda Seyfried fesses up.

On Conan, Jayma Mays (Of Glee Fame) proved that she is one of most attractive people in hollywood. She showcased the powers of her enchantingly huge eyes. Apparently you can teach yourself to move one and keep one still.

There are many loose ends to tie up as Pretty Little Liars prepares for its season finale. While hinting at answers to the show's main mysteries, tonight's episode deals with modern quandaries like sexting parents and assaulting the disabled.

The Supreme Court yesterday declined to review a federal appeals court ruling against the University of Wisconsin, which said that the school is required to fund religious groups and activities with its student activities budget. You know what that means!

Misery Bear just wants to bring meaning to his life by raising money for charity. He finally finds compassion in Kate Moss but he doesn't realize she's about to go Kathy Bates, a la Misery, on his ass.

This star bought herself a bakery, and she goes and makes some of the goodies herself. This embattled show is looking to replace its male lead and this athlete is nice to kids in need. Maybe he can get them some celeb cupcakes.

In an interview that feels a lot like watching Tim and Eric, a fresh-faced and curly-haired Nicole Kidman quietly describes one of her early films called BMX Bandits. Is this what the 80s were like in Australia?

For potheads April 20th is a day to celebrate. Watch as students at Fort Lewis College in Durango, Colorado took it upon themselves to document the "parachute dash" that takes place on 4/20 at 4:20.

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All little children do grow-up, even those students over in Ohio's Cyprus Rhodes University. Tonight, we said our goodbyes to Casey, Cappy, Ash and the gang in Greek's series finale.

"Bureaucrats want to take away your debit card!" Seems unlikely. But that's the best slogan the banking industry could come up with to try to enrage consumers about a proposal to cut the fees that banks can charge to retailers when you use your debit card to buy something.

Remember how everyone caught Chlamydia on last week's Skins and we all hoped that it that would kill them off one by one? Well, it didn't. In fact, somehow the Chlamydia mixed with their teen blood and made them stronger.

According to this ad from the National Coffee Association in 1984, David Bowie, Cicely Tyson and Kurt Vonnegut owe most of their success to the caffeinated beverage. Coffee gives you the time to dream it, then you're ready to do it. Whatever it is.

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