When motorsports president Max Mosley was caught in a Nazi-themed orgy by British tabloids, we assumed it was his end. Far from it. Riding high on a court victory he's pushing reforms in Europe that will restrict press freedoms. [Jalopnik]

Aubrey O'Day's new series on Oxygen includes dog O face, frenemy undermining and previews of her viewing her tattooed father's balls. Everyone may be horrible and no one is safe in this expensively housed docu-world.

How real is reality TV? In the case of Bethenny Frankel, what you see is what you get, according to a featured player in last night's episode.

Hormone diets! Slow eating! Teen dying! Teen drinking! Greek eating! Urethra growing! Big loser-ing! Cartoon food! And incompetent old people driving around dangerously! It's your Tuesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—unconventionally!

In 1949 more doctors smoked Camel brand cigarettes than any other cigarette on the market, at least according to Camel that is.

In the last two episodes of NBC's sci-fi/suspense drama, many mysteries are solved and a family reunion occurs. The show fails to keep up a compelling narrative and by the third car crash, you get bored.

We know they're out there, the crazed humans who rant about seeing doggy droppings left behind. This one takes action and the lazy dog owner pays for it in more ways than one.

Attend the tale of a movie director who has lost two big pictures in a row. It's a sad one. Also today: more pilot casting news of course, AMC teases their latest show, The Event crashes and burns, and a little Greek send-off.

Plenty of Two and a Half Men speculation, changes at the OWN network, all of NBC's spring finale dates and a Charlie Sheen browser-blocker for those who are sick of hearing about it.

American Apparel CEO Dov Charney has a reputation for being a sex hound. He famously masturbated in front of a female reporter. He's been the subject of multiple sexual harassment lawsuits. But none bigger than today's.

Here's how all those "spotted" items get in gossip columns: celebrities eat at restaurants, restaurants tell their PR people, PR people call gossip columnists, and—voila!—"Celebrity A was spotted at Restaurant B last night." But what if the restaurant is a shitty chain eatery, and the "celebrity" is a 13-year-old girl whose father decided to get into politics and who has never taken an affirmative step toward establishing her own notoriety? Same thing.

Congratulations to doxy for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame.

Today at Gawker.TV, Donald Glover talks about how he got his job on 30 Rock, Barbara Walters has advice for Charlie Sheen, we say goodbye to Greek, House turns into a musical, and the rejected ladies of The Bachelor reunite.

By assigning notes and chords numeric values, this guy has managed to make a lovely song from such a geeky, abstract concept - a musical interpretation of pi to 31 decimal places. Who knew irrational numbers could sound so good?

Ever wonder what married life is like for superstar couple Russell Brand and Katy Perry? According to Russell Brand today on The View, it's far from glamorous. Stars, they're just like us! Only prettier, of course.

The country of Sweden is doing away with stamps. Instead, the public will pay for letters and small packages via text message and get a code to write on the envelope. God, why not just send the person a text!

Harry Connick Jr. brought some fun objects to Rachael's show to see if she could guess what they were. Half way through Harry managed to turn the game into an infomercial.

This weekend I found myself socializing with a group of close friends and colleagues, one of whom had Charlie Sheen's phone number. You know where this is going. [Jezebel]

Chelsea made the mistake of saying that Sophie Monk is a "big, big Australian hottie", instantly making the actress self-conscious about her size. This turned into a lively discussion about how their bodies react to PMS.

In your voracious Tuesday media column: a new editor at Martha Stewart Living, more money for Fox News, a paywall at the Dallas newspaper, hell for reporters in Mexico, and James Fallows' subjects get increasingly less consequential.