On last night's American Idol, the 13 remaining contestants performed songs by their personal idols. Results were, for the most part, expected (Shania, Selena, MJ), but one contestant, Paul McDonald, deviated from the norm by singing a little Ryan Adams.
Let this video serve as a lesson to everyone that unless you're prepared for wigs to fly and to receive high heels to the face you never cut in front of a drag queen waiting in line for a taco.
Someone needs to teach this man how to throw a bowling ball before he accidentally kills someone.
In case you've forgotten, the Republicans control the House of Representatives now. Yes, the American one! But do they remember how to greet foreign dignitaries and other fancy people after their four-year exile in power? Not really, so John Boehner had to send a staffer to etiquette school.
We all know that Rachel Zoe is the skinny (even when pregnant) crazy lady who runs around in recycled hippie garb and dresses celebs. She even has a TV show. But did you know that she's raking in serious money? I. Die.
Bill Murray is rumored to be in talks to play Pawnee's mayor on Parks and Recreation, two more years of Survivor, Charlie Sheen sues Warner Brothers for $100 million and TeenNick will bring back all of your 90s favorites.
Internet Week New York comes fast. So, here's Alex Blagg teaching us how to come up with killer panel topics in a most unique fashion. Let's just say, there's a blindfold involved. If you want to "Make the Stage," watch this video to get your buzz words going.
While doing a segment on "food cures from around the world," Sherri and Joy sampled an aphrodisiac-laced milkshake...and really started feeling it, with Sherri feeling herself up, and Joy attempting to suck face with the segment's medical expert. Raunchy!
Bristol Palin's new boyfriend Giacinto "Gino" Paoletti seems like a real salt-of-the-earth fellow. He's a believer, so Sarah must love him. Except he makes fun of people with Down syndrome and thinks reality TV shows about Alaska suck.
When we learned that New York Times editor Bill Keller was getting his very own column in the New York Times Magazine, our keen media instinct—honed by years of reading the Twitter and writing juvenile jokes on the internet while never doing any "real reporting"—told us that sooner or later, this column would become an institutional embarrassment. Spoiler: sooner!
Somewhere in a suburb a group of kids came to the conclusion that stationary bike ramps simply weren't extreme enough.
Sen. Rand Paul had a powerful line of questioning today for Kathleen Hogan, the deputy assistant energy secretary for efficiency. In a hearing about renewing appliance efficiency standards — hint: Rand Paul does not want any — he meandered about regulations for light bulbs, washing machines, and most importantly toilets. Why is Rand Paul forced, assuming he is, to buy useless energy-efficient products, when women aren't forced to carry all of their pregnancies to term? This is what Rand Paul argued.
The Department of Homeland Security is getting rid of the color-coded terror alerts. On last night's Conan, he suggested a new system that will alert Americans with clips of Nic Cage's movies.
Charlie Sheen is so winning that he didn't just file a lawsuit for $100 million against Warner Bros., which makes Two and a Half Men, but he did it for himself and the entire cast and crew. Oh, that Charlie. He's so generous!
