If you've some extra time and DIY projects are what you crave, this could be your next venture! The folks at Instructables.com can help you each step of the way. Click play to watch the finished product.

Last night, sometimes actor and constant college student James Franco tweeted a link to his 364,000 followers with no explanation. On the other end of the link is a picture of Franco's crotch with something pink and wiggly hanging out the fly. Is that his...?

At a military demonstration, not only does the soldier miss when attempting to catch a rifle but it falls apart on the second try. Watch this flub end in a positive light.

There's a bit of charming file footage of Christian Dior's niece Françoise that has been going quietly viral in France. Françoise Dior, you see, is a self-described Nazi. [Jezebel]

When Rihanna stopped by Chelsea Lately yesterday, Chelsea immediately calls her out on being late to her own birthday party while Rihanna tells a few rumors she heard about Chelsea's behavior that night. Man, that sounds like an incredible party.

The Maryland House of Delegates was going to hold its vote on legalizing same-sex marriage this afternoon after a dramatic legislative grind. But Democrats, true to their name, have managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. The bill was sent back to committee following today's debate, effectively killing its chances for passage in this year's legislative session.

Meet Rona, Archer's answer to the Reese Witherspoons of our world. Mallory assigns Lana to take Rona (who's voiced by the funny Rachel Harris) around with her for awhile to help her get prepared for an upcoming role.

For all you looking for a tween-angle to the earthquake: The Twilight cast has been evacuated from their beachside set in Vancouver Island after a Tsunami advisory was issued for the West coast of Canada. According to People: "The actors are not believed to be in any danger, but for safety measures they apparently have been moved out of the region." The earthquake is not supposed to cause large waves on the Canadian coast.

Last time Zach hosted Saturday Night Live, he shaved off his beard mid-way through the episode. In this new round of promos—which feature musical guest Jessie J—he promises much more.

On Access Hollywood Live, Mike Tyson discusses the topic on everyone's lips lately: Charlie Sheen. In almost full Tom Cruise spirit, Iron Mike becomes more and more vibrant. Perhaps someone took a dose of the S-H-double-E-N.

One of the questions President Obama fielded at this morning's White House press conference concerned the treatment of Pfc. Bradley Manning, the alleged Wikileaks leaker who's being held, and many would say abused, in military custody. ABC News' Jake Tapper, namely, asked Obama about chief State Department spokesman P.J. Crowley's candid claim that Manning is being "mistreated" in a way that's "ridiculous and counterproductive and stupid."

During her appearance on The View, Sarah Silverman talked about her plans for parenthood and her dad (who's been punched in the face three times for heckling rich people). Looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

Stan Lee finally got around to answering the most urgent question in the Marvel fanboy canon, in a Q&A with Vanity Fair:

Everyone else seems rather thrilled to have the camera focused on them, except this guy with the red shirt and villainous mustache. His creepiness is so uncomfortable, you almost miss the guy next to him casually pick his nose.

In your waterlogged Friday media column: Fox News chooses Japan over Glenn Beck, Adam Moss can't come up with any good insults, the New York Times knows what you need to read, and everyone's getting into this whole iPad thing.

On last night's The Big Bang Theory, Leonard's girlfriend Priya told him he couldn't hang out with Penny anymore... But what really stole the show was Sheldon being completely confused by a simple card trick! Score 1 for simpletons!

As the season wears on in Seaside Heights, the eight subjects in what is and forever shall be the most important sociological experiment of our time grow listless. Their behavior becomes simultaneously erratic and monotonous. Then the same torturous storyline comes along again to fill up the tedium.

A talking and walking green dinosaur can be unexpectedly traumatic, as this kid demonstrates. Curiously, he seems captivated by the toy, even if it makes him uncontrollably bawl. Let's just hope he doesn't encounter a mirror.

You hear Tea Party folks and Republicans in Congress complain about the White House's collection of "czars" — appointees with actual departmental jobs who coordinate policy in certain sectors. Supposedly the czar system is an undemocratic way of rewarding cronies and bypassing congressional checks on power. But if that's a problem, and maybe it is, then new Republican Michigan Gov. Rick Snyder's bill for appointing "emergency financial managers" to reorganize the state's failing localities should be met with about 100 times more revulsion.

This week on the epic Greek Tragedy that is Jersey Shore, the Situation reignites Sammi and Ronnie's endless break-up drama. He does this by telling Ronnie, Sammi texted other guys when they were broken up- which apparently is very wrong.