The voice behind the unequivocally irritating Aflac duck, Gilbert Gottfried, has been canned by the insurance company following a series of ill-advised jokes he tweeted (quacked?) about Japan this weekend.

In this heartwarming video, a soldier returns home to his two adorable dogs who promptly howl and pounce on him!

Comedian Jessi Klein really hates Zales Diamond Outlet, especially after they earned her a black eye from her abusive (albeit imaginary) husband.

After an early-morning explosion at the Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Station damaged one reactor's steel containment vessel and spurred the removal of emergency workers, officials expanded the evacuation zone and braced for "much larger emissions of radioactive materials." How bad are we talking? "It's way past Three Mile Island already," physicist Frank von Hippel tells The New York Times.

Ever wish that the ladies of Disney had a little more blood lust? This mash-up of Disney movies and the trailer for Sucker Punch gives them exactly that.

Today, well OK last night, we stared slack-jawed at a bubbly blonde UCLA student's pretty darn racist YouTube video. Why did she make this damn thing? Well, one commenter had a theory.

In a mindless act of destruction, students from the University of Albany randomly push a car on to the street and proceed to smash it. Those responsible are reportedly facing criminal charges.

Dr. Ted Eisenberg is the world's most prolific boob job surgeon. He is also a champion knife-thrower: "My work spills into my hobby, and my hobby spills into my work. I bring that work focus to my knife-throwing." This is either a quirky anecdote from a Tom Robbins novel, or the beginning of a terrible horror movie directed by Georges Franju.

Here's a 9-minute video of Paul Reubens talking at SXSW this weekend about his comeback—and perhaps more importantly, his upcoming HBO adaptation of his Broadway show, The Pee-wee Herman Show on Broadway.

It's Tuesday morning in Japan now, and the country's damaged nuclear reactors still face the prospect of melting down. The desperate move to cool overheated fuel rods with seawater has run into some problems. The death toll is above 10,000. As if this weren't enough, estimates are already trickling in for the country's staggering reconstruction costs. If you have the masochistic need to read any further, here's a roundup of the latest news.

Both Avril Lavigne and Zac Efron just got new tattoos in every surprising places. That got us thinking—where you decide to place your ink really says just as much about the person as whatever is depicted.

Yes, Good Charlotte is that band who's simply uncool to admit you listen to. But if your dignity will allow it, take some time to watch their latest video—a perfect reenactment of Double Dare, complete with Marc Summers!

He may be laughing about being hit in the face now but ten years from now when he doesn't know math, he'll know who to blame.

A new study suggests that 80 percent of children under the age of 5 use the internet, mostly as commenters on YouTube. [Mashable]

I don't know, I feel like putting eyebrows on a dog may just be the next trend in dressing up dogs! I am not the biggest "dog person," but this is the cutest video I've seen in awhile.

Nothing loves disaster more than gold prices. Thanks to the unspeakable devastation in Japan, gold prices rose once again today, and investors have high hopes that they'll just keep on rising for the foreseeable future.

Today, Kathy Griffin stopped by Rachael Ray to promote her new Broadway show Kathy Griffin Wants a Tony. And what will get her the most prestigious award of the Great White Way? A visit from the Palin family, of course!

When the federal government launched the Medicare Part D program to pay for seniors' prescription drugs in 2006, it banned Viagra and other erectile dysfunction drugs from eligibility. Fortunately the federal government screws up and breaks the law all the time. And for a brief period in 2007 and 2008, a "software error" did, in fact, allow old men to buy boner pills on Uncle Sam's dime.

Today at Gawker.TV, behind-the-scenes video of Zach Galifianakis shaving his head to look like Mr. T, an open letter to Adam Lambert, Joan Rivers talks hickeys and Stephen Merchant and Ricky Gervais assess their experiment that was An Idiot Abroad.

Although the station was destroyed, no one was hurt thanks to the heroic actions of this truck driver.