Dr. Ted Eisenberg is the world's most prolific boob job surgeon. He is also a champion knife-thrower: "My work spills into my hobby, and my hobby spills into my work. I bring that work focus to my knife-throwing." This is either a quirky anecdote from a Tom Robbins novel, or the beginning of a terrible horror movie directed by Georges Franju.

Then again, if this radio jingle and TV ad are any indication, it could just be a trippy episode The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Everyone needs a calling. Dr. Ted Eisenberg has two: Plunging scalpels into women's breasts, and giant knives into circular targets with bright red dots in the middle.

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