Young Woman Thanks God for Atheist-Killing Tsunami

Richard Lawson · 03/14/11 03:42PM

A delightful young YouTube psychopath, user tamtampamela, has recorded a video in which she praises her bloodthirsty Christian god for killing all those atheist Japanese. This falls roughly in the same category as all the Facebook statusers who cited Pearl Harbor as a reason for not giving aid to the tsunami relief effort. Here are some of your terrible citizens, America! You may now resume enjoying your day.

The New York Times' Columnist Problem

Hamilton Nolan · 03/14/11 03:40PM

Bill Keller, the editor of the world's most influential newspaper, may be losing his mind. He made the poor choice to start writing his own column, which promptly went to hell in its second week. He wrote a whiny, trite, un-self-aware media column, ensuring that most people wouldn't care, and those who cared would find his work embarrassing.

Religious Zealot Thanks God For Japan Quake

Lisa Gagliardi · 03/14/11 03:40PM

Many aren't sure if this girl is for real or not, but either way she sure gives off that creepy vibe. Apparently she prayed for 'atheists to open their eyes' and days later the biggest disaster in decades hit Japan.

Man Arrested for Stealing Bag of Dildos from His Boss

Brian Moylan · 03/14/11 03:27PM

Mitchell Tice, a resident of Florida (of course), was arrested for breaking into his boss' storage locker and stealing two laptops, a wig, and a bag full of dildos. Tice kept the sex toys under his bed, which is how the police identified him as the criminal.

Petra Nemcova Stops by GMA to Talk About Tsunamis

Lisa Gagliardi · 03/14/11 03:10PM

Supermodel Petra Nemcova has some experience with natural disasters after surviving the tsunami in 2004. Today she talked with Good Morning America to explain what it's like to live through such a horrific event.

Get Your SXSW Fix with IFC.com's Live Stream

Studio@Gawker · 03/14/11 03:00PM

Right this very moment you are missing all the hot SXSW action. Maybe you didn't get it together enough to buy your plane tickets to Austin, maybe you're just filled with ennui, maybe you are making some kind of moral statement by NOT witnessing the latest in music, film, and all things indie with your most indie-tastic friends. Whatever. The point is, now you can hang with them when they get back by watching it all live on IFC.com.

Top Conservatives Have a Roundabout Way of Calling Sarah Palin a Moron

Jim Newell · 03/14/11 02:47PM

Here's a brief history of Sarah Palin's relationship with the establishment Republican party and its supporters in the press: They sat on their hands after John McCain picked her as vice president because she was able to fire up a despondent base; they continued to sit on their hands in the two years leading up to the 2010 elections because Palin raised tons of money while mobilizing the Tea Party; and now that that's over, they don't want her to run for president because she's an embarrassment to the nation and clearly incapable of doing the job even if she were to somehow win, which she won't.

Watch Someone 'Hack' Times Square TV Screens with an iPhone

Brian Moylan · 03/14/11 02:17PM

This video of a guy hacking into various video screens in the Times Square area with an iPhone would be pretty damn awesome if it weren't probably fake. Also, if you're going to go the trouble of hacking into the screens, why put up a boring video of yourself when there is a lot more exciting footage out there just waiting to be foisted on unsuspecting audiences?

The Simpsons End Their Episode With Instructions For Online Viewing

Whitney Jefferson · 03/14/11 01:50PM

In a very "meta" moment for online-television watching, The Simpsons ended their Cheech and Chong episode with a rhyme that encompassed all of the storylines from Bart. It finishes with "You can watch this tomorrow at hulu.com."

The Most Annoying Thing About Reality TV

Brian Moylan · 03/14/11 01:49PM

you ever have a sense of déjà vu when watching reality TV? Like when a show comes back from commercial and you're like, "Wait a minute. Didn't I just see that?" Yeah, you probably did, and it's annoying as all hell. Why must reality producers treat us like imbeciles?

Bully Fail

Richard Blakeley · 03/14/11 01:38PM

After being picked on for most of his life for this kid finally snaps.