Smoking is already banned in New York's restaurants and bars and its parks and public walkways. Now people are trying to ban smoking in your own damn home.

Today at Gawker.TV, Mindy Kaling gets real about Steve Carell's departure on The Office, Martha Stewart hangs with Craig Ferguson, Marisa Tomei wants to play Lady Gaga, and Paula Deen enlightens speculates about her unborn grandchildren—and their "buttholes."

Congratulations to Hey, Boo Boo for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame.

Despite being a nation of hideously unhealthy McDonald's addicts who binge drink, text message while driving, and hold Charlie Sheen in high esteem, U.S. life expectancy has reached another all-time high. Babies born in 2009 can expect to live 78 years and 2 months. Go team!

From Fredrik Larsson comes another musical exploration of TV, this time centered on a bunch of everyone's favorite original songs from The Simpsons. As an added bonus, he's matched up his vocals with the original clips for reference.

GMA host Robin Roberts and fitness expert Becky Worley grade some of the latest infomercial exercise equipment (Zumba came out on top with an A-). Watch Roberts don her special shiny exercise leggings to try out the goods.

In your enlightening Wednesday media column: Bob Woodward hates the internet, Newark has a friend in Arianna, magazine editors return to magazines, I Want Media gets purchased, and Lester Holt is irradiated.

Gilbert Gottfried recently got fired from his gig as the voice of the AFLAC duck for some insensitive tweets about the recent turmoil in Japan. So to turn the tables, here's the AFLAC duck telling some of Gottfried's dirty jokes.

How do the GOP's hot studs in the House get psyched for their days of killer budget cuts and rape redefining? We'd always assumed cocaine! And maybe that's still true. But mostly it's this set of XTREME infomercial workout DVDs that they love.

After last night's emotional trainwreck of a Bachelor finale, Jimmy Kimmel was left wondering about Emily's poor daughter, sucked into this big mess. Thankfully, ABC has a new show - The Littlest Bachelorette - in which little Ricki gets to choose a brand new family.

On today's Access Hollywood Live, Matthew McConaughey spoke about being a parent for some time. He mentioned that his daughter loves to eat dirt—and immediately freaked out that those words would be the sound-byte of the whole interview.

W. Aldon James Jr. has been the president of the National Arts Club, a tony and pretentious group of New York City "arts" lovers, for 20 years. Lately he's turned crazy and, according to a former employee, very racist!

Here's a trailer for Larry Crowne, the romantic comedy starring Julia Roberts and Tom Hanks, who also directed and co-wrote. While these two-biggest-American-movie-stars have been on screen together, in Charlie Wilson's War, this is their first time smooching and falling in love. America is healed?

This Siberian Husky is able to soothe a crying baby just by howling. Someone let Mary Poppins know there's a new dog in the baby sitting game.

Today Paula Deen filled in for Kathie Lee and shared her personal speculations about her grandchildren's sonograms: seeing a "big round, rosebud" and "two little balls." The proud Grandma exclaimed, "We gonna have three buttholes and six balls by July!"

Not everyone is aware that James Lipton's Inside The Actors Studio is also a class that acting students attend regularly. Last night on the Late Show, Bradley Cooper revealed the time he embarrassed himself in front of Robert De Niro.

At their big Regional competition the New Directions introduced their first original songs. It was with great fear and trepidation we watched, because they were sure to be a disaster. We were all proven right—and wrong.

Two New York Times reporters and two photographers have been missing in Libya for more than 24 hours, according to the Times.