America is full of dumb people. We all need education, and lots of it. The problem is, getting involved in education in America in any capacity is a one-way ticket to poverty. Must we always remain dumb, forever?
Simon Pegg stopped by The Tonight Show to promote his upcoming alien flick, Paul. He discusses America's fascination with the Royal Wedding and how he'd like to Knight himself. He even takes a jab at both Camilla and Fergie.
Did you know Charlie Sheen is an inventor and holds a genuine U.S. patent? It's true. It's not a sex toy (although it sure looks like one). But if his $100 million lawsuit against Warner Bros. and Two and a Half Men producer Chuck Lorre doesn't work out, he can always fall back on the crazy business schemes he hatched in the 1990s. Here's a survey.
Ted Danson appeared on Late Night to promote his new eco-friendly book, so the show went dark and held the interview using only two flashlights. We also got a glimpse of Ted and Mary Steenburgen's farewell tape for Steve Carell.
Last night's episode of Bravo's real-life Dexter series, joy and decorum continued to be brutally murdered by the coven of old witches that stalks the beaches and swamps of southern Florida.
On The View, Joy told Marisa Tomei that Lady Gaga had suggested her for the starring role in a future Gaga biopic. Turns out, Marisa's game for the challenge, considering they're both Italian...and they already share the same wardrobe.
We wouldn't want to give the top conservative intellectuals too much credit, but the establishment Republicans' endless trashing of Sarah Palin may be doing the trick. A new Washington Post-ABC News poll shows that her usually astronomical favorability rating among Republicans is crashing. Even Mitt Romney has a higher rating. And literally no one on Earth likes Mitt Romney!
It looks like this dog adheres to the old, "if at first you don't succeed" adage. Try as he might, he can't seem to pop the balloon. Watch his priceless reaction when his hard work finally pays off.
On a recent trip to North Korea photojournalist Steve Gong covered the back of his 5D Mark ll camera with black electrical tape, put it around his neck and left the video function without the permission of government officials.
Texas news channel Fox 4 aired the first ever iPad 2 shot and edited news segment. Why? "All the experts who know how to shoot these stories are on real stories." This reporter proves that most innovations are born out of necessity.
If the celebs who showed up for the Oscars looked extra relaxed while waiting for winners to be announced, it was thanks to Trident's Vitality Lounge. Prior to the big event, Trident Vitality hosted a slew of tastemakers at a Trident Vitality Lounge at the Palihouse Hotel in LA. And it was just one of many events that the lounge has been popping up at where the stars converge—at the Sundance Film Festival, at LA's Staples Center during the Grammy® Awards, and at New York Fashion Week where guests reveled in Indashio designs inspired by the new line of gum.
With a Playmate of the Year on staff, it was only a matter of time before the G4TV fanboys developed a cleavage-powered super-heroine. Honestly, we expected to cringe our way through this misadventure, but it's actually kind of cute.
Can't say we blame Mindy for breaking while filming scenes with Will Ferrell. So what does she channel to fight off the giggles? An awful YouTube video of a woman throwing a cat into a bag and then a river.
Courtney Love offers to "take a metal straw" to Kurt Cobain's remains. Charlie Sheen enters the t-shirt business. Gilbert Gottfried regrets his tsunami jokes. Joe Jonas swears he's not gay. Wednesday gossip communes with the beyond.
Given that Martha had never been on Craig Ferguson's show, she couldn't help but comment on the little man painted in gold or the fake horse named Secretariat that they keep backstage.
This young leading lady has a bunch of work lined up, and a bun in the oven wasn't on the schedule. This director hires hookers, this actor is having a gay affair, this actor's wife is getting it on with the gardener, and this tween is buying drugs off the street. Kids these days, they're either doped up or pregnant!
