Former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty, the original "Sam's Club Republican" who now does whatever the Tea Party wants, will announce the formation of a presidential exploratory committee on Facebook today. Expect more dorky action movies in the coming months.

Forget using your teeth, this guy kicks off happy hour by opening his beers with a chainsaw.

This video shows a Disney princess, West End star Julie Atherton, dealing with the problems no one likes to mention: Gay royal princes, horny seven dwarfs, and how "Shirley Temple never had to deal with shit like this."

One of Hollywood's perennial second fiddles has been moved up to first chair, and it'll be interesting to see if he can stay there. Elsewhere in movies, Johnny Depp soldiers on and Matthew McConaughey gets serious.

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On last nights episode of Bob's Burgers, Megan Mullally guest-starred as Bobs cooky sister-in-law that visits during the town's yearly art crawl. She uses the diner as a place to display her unique art—paintings of animal anuses.

Well, there you have it: Donald Trump says he "screwed" Muammar Qaddafi, in the sack. This is, so far, his greatest qualification in his fake run for the Republican presidential nomination. Oh wait, he just meant he "screwed" Qaddafi in real estate, not via actual sex.

YouTube user Fagottron has made some incredible songs by cutting together sounds from a movie, and he's done it again with this Lord of the Rings remix. So listen, and break it down like the dirty little orc that you are.

This memo from editor Bill Keller just went out to the New York Times newsroom, celebrating the official release of the four NYT employees who'd been detained in Libya since last week. His comments on the resources the paper calls on to help rescue its staffers are interesting and worth noting.

Tiger Woods' gentle path is in danger. Courteney Cox and David Arquette reunite. Renee Zellweger dumped Bradley because he wouldn't propose. Britney Spears gets a tutor. Monday gossip backslides.

Earlier this month, former Senator Chris Dodd became the new CEO of the Motion Picture Association of America, making him, in essence, Hollywood's chief lobbyist. This was notable, since Dodd—a onetime favorite of populists—had repeatedly promised not to become a lobbyist when he left the Senate. Glenn Greenwald reflected on the depressing statement that Dodd's hypocrisy made about the entire American political system:

This is Cpl. Jeremy Morlock, posing next to an Afghan civilian he killed in cold blood in January 2010. Morlock is one of five soldiers accused of forming a drug-addled "kill team" to murder Afghan civilians for kicks.

In tonight's very-appropriately titled episode—Legendaddy—Barney's father will show up at his door while the gang is inside trying to get the TV to work. Inside, see who Barney's father is (spoiler alert!)

This leading lady helped get rid of one of her husbands. Now she has the nickname "Black Widow." This actor has a list of requirements for his next famous beard. One of them is that she doesn't kill him.

Are you safe while riding a city bus? Ha, *scoffing sounds.* It turns out that your fellow passengers are placing you at risk of more than tuberculosis—risk of the entire bus just, like, falling apart. From too much girth.

This is the true story of how a group of kids from a floating village in the middle of the ocean started a soccer team even though that had no land to play on.

Riffat Qureshi, a 36 year-old doctor and "professional model," is suing Starbucks, alleging that she was scalded on her belly when a barista slid a cup full of boiling water along a counter, shouting—perhaps unwisely—"Catch the cup."

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Al Jazeera reports that three top Yemeni generals — including a confidant of the president — have sided with anti-government protesters and tanks are in the capital, Sanaa to protect the demonstrators from more violent crackdowns. That's pretty coup-esque.

There are times when taser justice is overkill — rushing a baseball field, riding a bike, being a grouchy granny, and so on. But some blatant violations of the law most certainly do deserve a tasering (sometimes with a macing on top). Violations like double parking your car, as 26-year-old Brooklyn security guard Jonathan Zimmerman did outside of his friend's house last April. From the Daily News: