"I often feel obliged to tell people, even if they don't ask, that it was Andover (not Harvard) that taught to me to think and write critically." Alexander Heffner is not waiting for your questions.
What is it with fast food joints and violence lately? When a couple of Spring-Breakers visited the Burger King in Panama City, all hell broke loose. Utensils and napkins were flung about, and a woman in a bikini jumps onto the counter and proceeds to bash an employee in the head with a jug of water. Someone exclaims, "This is the best spring break ever!" That is until they visited Burger King.
Fat asshole Karl Rove, who helped design and maintain the most contemptuous and opaque presidential administration since Richard Nixon's, loves transparency now that a black Democrat is charge. So he's launched a clearinghouse for documents obtained through the FOIA.
Conservative prankster James O'Keefe, the artless cad behind heavily edited video "stings" on NPR, ACORN, and other enemies of the state, has been paying for all of his work on his and his buddies' credit cards. Apparently it costs a lot of money to carry a camera and act like a jackass — $50,000, as it happens! So won't you be a peach and give him $50,000, or perhaps even $1 million? This is James O'Keefe's plea in an email to supporters.
At long last, the collaboration the world has waited for with baited breath. Slipknot and Justin Bieber come together to form the ultimate mash-up of the ages, "Psychosocial Baby."
Dave turned his interview with Katie Couric into a brief interrogation about if she'll leave the network when her contract with the CBS Evening News is up in June. He grills her, suggesting that it's "not like a temp gig."
A gleeful Chris Brown galavants around town after breaking Good Morning America's window. 50 Cent gives Chelsea Handler a backhanded compliment. Hugh Hefner's fiancee may already be cheating. Wednesday gossip shakes its haters off.
The ratio, any single woman in New York will tell you, is off. There are just too many women vying for too few men. The competition is stiff. But where did all of these beautiful, driven single women come from? And why are they taking over New York?
The last time Lewis Black went to the polls it "was 1984 and that was a write-in for the California Raisins." But he's excited for 2012 because he believes Trump has the balls to be what this country needs: a dictator.
This elected official is looking for love on the gay cruising iPhone app Grindr. This actor is stalking another actress. This celeb couple is about to break up. And this singer likes to hire hookers. He probably finds those on his iPhone, too.
Sad news out of California today—Elizabeth Taylor has died at the age of 79 due to congestive heart failure. We've lost a true legend today.
Actress, legend, and original tabloid superstar Elizabeth Taylor died today at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles from congestive heart failure, which she was hospitalized for six weeks ago. She was 79 years old.
Miami! A town where you can stroll through South Beach in fashionable clothing, or—if you happen to be a black male—you can be shot by the police. Either/ or.
Start your morning by watching two resident baby elephants Baylor and Tupelo play in a Kiddie pool at the Houston Zoo.
