Uncertain about the political upheaval in the Middle East, and what it might mean for the millions of people living under varying degrees of oppression? Hey, Stupid — get ahead of the curve, because there's some serious money to be made in the region right now, in the high-end yacht market! Skeptical? Then just ask Erwin Bamps, the head of luxury ship builder Gulf Craft, who spoke to the Times just ahead of the Abu Dhabi Yacht Show:

South Dakota's governor signed a law yesterday requiring women to wait 72 hours after seeing a doctor to get an abortion. By contrast, the 48-hour waiting period to buy a handgun was repealed two years ago.

What will right-wing talk show host Glenn Beck do when his contract with Fox News runs out in December? Maybe he will re-sign with Fox. Maybe he will become a hairdresser! Or maybe he will start his own cable channel.

Why isn't there life on Mars? Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez has a theory! "I have always said, heard... it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived... and finished off the planet." Hmm.

Don't steal laptops! And if you do steal a laptop, don't use its built-in camera to record yourself dancing to "Make It Rain," the way the fellow dancing to "Make It Rain" in the video above did.

On tonight's Late Night, best guest ever Brian Williams stopped by for a chat with Jimmy Fallon. When the subject of conversation switched to Libya, Fallon got uncharacteristically angry/political and began bashing President Obama and his lack of communication. [Gawker.TV]

On tonight's Late Night, best guest ever Brian Williams stopped by for a chat with Jimmy Fallon. When the subject of conversation switched to Libya, Fallon got uncharacteristically angry/political and began bashing President Obama and his lack of communication.

Everyone knows that the Chupacabra, or goatsucker, is a terrifying bipedal livestock vampire who lives in Puerto Rico. But what if... the Chupacabra wasn't real? And what if... it were actually Natasha Henstridge from the 1995 sci-fi horror movie Species?

Not long after the music video for "Friday" went viral, Rebecca Black stopped by The Tonight Show this evening to chat with Jay Leno. Good news: she's donating the proceeds from her song to Japan. Bad news: she performed. [Gawker.TV]

On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart—for the second night in a row—posed some pointed questions to President Obama related to the United States' military action in Libya. This time, Stewart took issue with Obama's lack of communication. [Gawker.TV]

On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart—for the second night in a row—posed some pointed questions to President Obama related to the United States' military action in Libya. This time, Stewart took issue with Obama's lack of communication.

A tipster forwards us a totally insane email sent to New York City's Elite Yelpers - the frequent reviewers Yelp invites to special, free events (all of whom, it should be noted, must be at least 21 years old). It seems a Yelp staffer witnessed "absolute, abject terror in the eyes of a waiter" at a recent event who was "traumatized by the rabid ferocity with which certain guests attacked his plate of hors d'oeuvres."

I can't believe the news today: Turn Off the Dark, the Spider-Man musical, has injured yet another one of its actors. I can't close my eyes and make it go away! T.V. Carpio, who replaced the concussed Natalie Mendoza as the supervillain "Arachne," was hurt last week and will be sidelined from production for two weeks. Hers is the fifth reported injury, forcing us to ask: How long? How long must we sing this song? How long? How long? [AP]

This kid is only 12 years and old and he can throw a ping pong ball in a cup like nobodies business. He is going to be the hardest rushed freshman on his college campus and the future beer pong campion of the world.

If you enjoyed Taco Party, then you'll love the idea of Michael Ian Black being the next Taco Bell spokesman. In this video, he turns to politics—specifically, our Commander in Chief—for a chance to fulfill his dream.

Everyone thinks sex is so cool. Well I have news for you, sluts: Your risk of heart failure is more than doubled during occasional sex. Sex doesn't seem so "sexy" now, does it?

Kristen Schaal premieres her new one-woman play inspired by a sight common to many New Yorkers - that of an abandoned mattress on the sidewalk. Says the hauntingly theatrical mattress: "I'm just glad I'm not made out of memory foam!"

Like many people, we never got invited to one of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's infamous Bunga-Bunga orgies. But now, thanks to photos from laptops and cellphones, seized by Italian prosecutors, we can live vicariously!

Poor, naive Snooki. Seems she just can't catch a break these days. Here she is, along with the whole Jersey Shore family, in a sneak peek of the new season of MTV's Silent Library.

In a new video from Funny or Die, we find out exactly how much game Community's Danny Pudi has in the proverbial bedroom. Apparently, he's more into his magic tricks than getting the act done.