You've got to hand it to that old ball-buster, Liz Taylor—she knew how to make an entrance. Taylor left specific instructions that she wanted to "be late for her own funeral," according to a family rep. So 15 minutes after the scheduled service time, pallbearers at Forest Lawn Memorial Park finally carried out the Cleopatra star in a casket "draped with gardenias, violets, and lily of the valley," where she was laid to rest in The Great Mausoleum—just a stone's throw from her longtime partner-in-crime, Michael Jackson.

Americans talk about traffic like the English talk about the weather. It's a constant upset, a never-ending obsession. So why is there so much damn traffic? Here's the answer. [Gizmodo]

T.J. Miller talks to the audience about Ludacris being at the comedians show before him, and all the question he would ask the rapper if he got the chance.

According to a research firm, more than half of all Americans age 12 and older—51% to be exact—are on Facebook. That's up from 8% of Americans just three years ago. [Edison Research]

On a recent segment during Youngstown, Ohio's WFMJ morning show, Nancy from Sparkles Market appeared to discuss biscotti. How delicious! Unfortunately for Nancy, a slip of the tongue let viewers in on a dirty little secret regarding her tastes. [Gawker.TV]

On a recent segment during Youngstown, Ohio's WFMJ morning show, Nancy from Sparkles Market appeared to discuss biscotti. How delicious! Unfortunately for Nancy, a slip of the tongue let viewers in on a dirty little secret regarding her tastes.

Some dogs are dumb. Some dogs are smart. This little guy? Smart. Why? Because he manages to open his owner's refrigerator, crack the pizza box therein, and steal a little slice for himself. If only he closed the fridge, too!

Today we learned about the gun-toting killer beauty queen who loves her gun. She really does! Now she wants to make some money posing for pictures with guns and talking about how everyone should have guns. One commenter found this unsettling.

"I can't bear the woman Glenn is marrying." "Yes, I hear she's quite polarizing."

Ark Music Factory, the vanity production company Rebecca Black's mom paid $2,000 to make that "Friday video," just released this teaser video for something they're calling "The Truth About Ark." Not really sure what to make of this, but apparently it will counter all the mean things people have been saying about Ark, i.e. that they exploit their roster of tween girls' misguided dreams of fame for profit.

Lady Gaga is spending all her time these days hanging out at tech companies. Yesterday she sat down with Google VP Marissa Mayer for a 70-minute interview, and also hung out with Twitter engineers at the company's San Francisco HQ. Above, she talks with Twitter technical lead Raffi Krikorian, who is known as the "Lady Gaga of technical leads." (Not really.) Lady Gaga returns to the source of her Internet power.

Underwhelmed and slightly spotlight-shy David Schwimmer appeared on Ellen to take that giant leap into the mystifying world of Twitter. David seems genuinely concerned when Ellen mentions that he will certainly gain a slew of followers after she recommends him.

Yemeni President Ali Abdullah Saleh, a critical U.S. ally who's been abandoned by several generals, is supposedly nearing a deal to resign "within days in favor of a civilian-led transitional government."

Improbably rich stylist Rachel Zoe gave birth to Skyler Morrison Berman on Tuesday. "Mom and Dad 'LITERALLY' could not be happier or more in love with their son!" Zoe and her husband, Roger Berman, said in a statement.

Which part of this video is the most awkward? Is it the high pitched, indecipherable dronings of the heavy metal band or the guy in the yellow shirt who can't seem to bend his knees? Or maybe it's the girl dancing in front of the stage like she's at Woodstock. Any way you slice it, this mosh pit is one of a kind.

What was New York City up to from 2000-2010? Just the exact same old shit as ever, if you believe the U.S. Census. The calculator-wielding census nerds have tabulated all the latest numbers, and guess what? NYC barely grew a bit in the past ten years. A measly 167,000 new people. What a waste of time.

On last night's Real World, Adam's drunk behavior continued to spiral out of control. Watch the situation turn violent after one roommate tells him to "eat a dick." Keep it classy, gentlemen!

Bravo is reportedly shedding some of their Housewives dead weight, thank god. Also today: two Buffy alums find themselves in comedy pilots, Josh Radnor is the hardest working man in showbiz, FX cancels a critically lauded show, and Skins wins.

What not to do when you stumble across an unmarked package while working as a security guard at a federal building with offices for the FBI and a U.S. senator:

When we heard that there was an iPad app from Cosmopolitan magazine that moans, we were intrigued. So we downloaded it. Not only does it moan, it grunts, swears and curses. [Jezebel]