Today we wondered aloud just what the dickens might Prince William be doing for his bachelor party? Many people had ideas and suggestions, as this is the most important wedding in history, but one commenter truly planned the best evening.

For years, the pop culture blog Hipster Runoff has puzzled, intrigued and enraged the "alt" and "mainstream" world in almost equal measure. Gawker honored him in 2009 with the much-coveted "Hipster of the Decade" award. But this afternoon Hipster Runoff's enigmatic boss Carles has signed of forever with a short blog post:

Now that the weekend is finally here, why don't you enjoy your time out of the office by getting some exercise? Just kidding. Go see movies! Opening this weekend are a Palestinian drama, a wimpy comedy, and hot chicks with guns.

People are into some crazy stuff, but John Gallagher, 19, was arrested for breaking into his old high school in Missouri, stealing boys' underwear from their lockers, and masturbating on them. He was charged with burglary and unlawfully entering a high school. Being stuck in the past and a general pervert aren't crimes yet, which is just sort of sad.

Get reacquainted with Serena Williams seen here as the World's Sexiest Tennis Player whether you agree or not. Skin-tight clothes, spiky bracelets and provocative body shots never let this campaign get off the ground.

Sarah Lane, the American Ballet Theater soloist who served as Natalie Portman's dancing double for her Oscar-winning turn in Black Swan, claims that she did 95% of the dancing seen in the movie. Lane says she did all the fancy footwork and Natalie's head was digitally grafted onto her body in post production.

On Outsourced, Gupta is asked to give his side of the story over a dispute he had with Rajiv. Whomever is found guilty will be putting their job at risk. Gupta, with heightened and descriptive dramatics, describes his accounts.

Anyone hoping the harrowing saga of Florida 11-year-old Jessi Slaughter might have a happy ending will be sorely disappointed.

When Brittany Snow dropped by last night's Chelsea Lately, Chelsea immediately asked her about her recent flight. It was at this point we learned than not even an 8-year-old girl can melt the icy heart of Brittany Snow.

Earlier this month, notoriously pervy American Apparel CEO Dov Charney was sued for a quarter of a billion dollars by a former employee named Irene Morales. Her accusations of sexual harassment fit with Charney's longstanding reputation for bad behavior in the workplace. But judging by emails and text messages we've obtained, there may very well be another side to the story.

Here, a selection of text messages, explicit emails, and photos that Irene Morales sent to Dov Charney in 2009 and 2010. All of these were sent to Charney months after Morales alleged that he sexually assaulted her. [Click to expand the images]

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Possible presidential candidate Newt Gingrich does have at least one confirmed non-sociopathic trait: He's a big wildlife conservationist! Watch him talk about endangered tigers and such in this clip from a recent trip to the Palm Beach Zoo, and note how sober and agreeable he sounds when he's not just spouting off on Fox News or Twitter or whatever.

On last night's American Idol, the judges used the season's lone save to keep Casey Abrams, the bearded 19-year-old who looks, as commenter Wolfsheim suggested, exactly like Will Ferrell's portrayal of Blue Oyster Cult cowbell enthusiast Gene Frenkle, from going home.

Here's a trailer for the new Three Musketeers 3D movie that someone thought was a good idea to make. It's all CGI'd and Matrixed out, with slo-mo fighting and diving and swordplay and all that nonsense. It also features Milla Jovovich and Orlando Bloom, two of our finest actors, not to mention Logan Lerman, the up-and-coming young fellow who starred in the beautiful gem Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Finnish company Multitouch Limited and research lab FIMM have joined forces to create a giant microscope with multitouch technology. One of the creators of the behemoth, Johan Lundin, has affectionately referred to the device as an 'iPad on steroids'.

ABOVE: The Office knocks it out of the park with a silly-yet-tender proposal in last night's episode. I cried a second time when I visited NBC's site to take the above screengrab. If you missed it, catch up here.

A judge has ruled that D.B. Karron, a transgender biomedical technician, owes the government $4 million for the $1.4 million in government grants she received to develop computer medical technology but which she used instead for personal purposes.

Nothing says 'don't mess with me' more than showing the latest trick you've learned at gymnastics. This here kitty is so upset his world turning upside down, literally.

Google co-founder Larry Page is set to take over as CEO of Google when Eric Schmidt steps down on April 4th. He's already started instituting some changes to streamline bureaucracy in an attempt to help the massive company return to its startup roots. And according to the Wall Street Journal, Page doesn't want Googlers distracted during meetings:

The Arab Unrest has spread all the way to Canada, where the conservative government fell today in a vote of no confidence by opposition groups. New elections will be held in May. You should run! [Image: Shutterstock.com]