Regular fails are fun, but adding the element of water really adds insult to injury.

While this shoeless girl asks for $500,000 to fund her "Share the Air" project, the audience fights to hold back laughter. Her presentation is so ludicrous it seems fake... What do you think— is it real or a prank?

In this scene from their 1992 classic, To Grandmother's House We Go, watch the young Olsen twins dance awkwardly to the music of a street performer before chucking fried chicken into his saxophone case.

Hating the New York Times Style section is a grand tradition. But what is it exactly that makes this America's most loathsome newspaper section? We analyze some of yesterday's Style articles in order to find the answer.

Before a US/Argentina soccer game, a moment of silence for Japan was interrupted by an idiotic spectator who thought this was the perfect time to scream "USA!" followed by an even more disrespectful "Konnichiwa, bitches!"

This guy tries to break a record and stick 3,000 toothpicks in his beard but runs out of space at 2,747.

If you live in the greater New York area, you may have heard some buzz about the Lower East Side's ever-popular Meatball Shop. On this morning's Today Show, the owners made a batch of their signature balls for all of America.

This week's box office battle wasn't supposed to be much of a battle at all. Zack Snyder's CGI crapfest was to sweep the land with its babydoll gunstresses and no one would stop it. But Holllywood is a place built of surprises...

Katy Perry's mom writes a memoir about her daughter's dirty pillows. Chris Brown's neighbors hate him. Matt Damon on the transitive property of kissing. Prince William cuts water sports from his bachelor party. Monday gossip is damned.

This Hollywood actress recently broke up with her famous man so that she could get it on with his mother. Another actress has a third nipple and this reality star is headed to sex rehab. Apparently he and that actress both have a MILF problem.

Hair Club for Men—now called simply "Hair Club" in order to communicate to ladies that yes, you ladies are welcome here too, come right in—has made a strategic decision to turn the vast resources of its sly marketing machine (which created "I'm Also a Client") on a new hairless demographic: bikers (the motorcycle kind). This probably makes sense somehow.

Something about the loud screaming speaks to his dark, twisted, 10-month-old heart.

Here Richard Simmons discos his way through the exit rows and seat belt fastening lessons for Air New Zealand's pre-flight safety video. Hey, is that also the dude from The Amazing Race? Yes, yes it is.

Despite our warnings to you that this would happen if you didn't run out and purchase several cases of wildly overpriced pears, it appears that you didn't listen: Harry & David has declared bankruptcy.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Syrian president Bashar al-Assad, busy running a violent crackdown on his own people, got a phone call from an old friend, Saudi King Abdullah bin Abdul-Aziz, who said he supports Assad "in the face of conspiracy." Assad also got calls from other dickheads in the region: the King of Bahrain and the Emirs of Kuwait and Qatar, among others. Aww. [SANA, image via AP]

A 30-year-old Alabama woman who sparked one of the greatest food fights of all time inside a Panama City Beach, Florida Burger King has been charged with a laundry list of crimes: felony criminal mischief, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and two counts of misdemeanor battery. Shit, that's rough. An official statement on the accused, Kimesa Smith, via the The News Herald:

It must really suck to have a baby that cries nonstop for hours, days or even weeks on end — a condition that, when properly diagnosed, is called infantile colic. In a new study released by the medical journal Pediatrics, researchers from the University of Exeter found that there's basically nothing you can do about it. So forget about the elixir recipe that grandma's great-great grandma passed down, and toss out that new age baby therapy book that suggests you feed your newborn fennel and teach it yoga or whatever, and brace yourself for a hellish introduction to parenthood. Because, according to the researchers, "the notion that any form of complementary and alternative medicine is effective for infantile colic is currently not supported from the evidence." In other words, you're screwed.

32-year-old DJ Megatron, Corey McGriff, of BET's "106 & Park" was shot and killed outside his Staten Island home early Sunday morning. Before working at BET, McGriff was a DJ at New York's best radio station, Hot 97. He also played a small role in the movie Killa Season. No motive has been determined.

Pottawattamie County, Iowa wanted to hold an anti-terrorism drill. They spent four months planning it around a scenario wherein anti-immigration white supremacists shoot up a school. And then they had to cancel it, because real white supremacists started making threats.