On Friday's installment of The Ricky Gervais Show, Karl Pilkington told a story about the time he went to the doctor's office—only to become entranced by an issue of Boyz Magazine. Ricky, Stephen, and Karl then ponder the content of the magazine—which largely had to do with "knob."

Stan has always feared the day when the male cub is ready to take over the throne. Much to his surprise, Steve's growing vitality is evident as he upstages him in everyday tasks.

Good news for the oxymoronic field of creationist paleontology: A newly discovered cave painting in southeastern Utah sort of resembles a long-necked dinosaur, which means humans and dinosaurs coexisted in Utah 6000 years ago, back when the planet was new, say officials from the Creationist Museum of Petersburg, Kentucky.

How many dogs do you know cram numbers after playing a little fetch? This cute Jack Russell Terrier named Annie is quite talented when it comes to math! Watch her perfectly answer some equations.

This week, The Soup had a lot to work with. Here's a few clips from the episode featuring Gary Busey's crazy KLTA appearance, the Real Housewives of Orange County's bathtub scene, and even their home network/Ryan Seacrest's reporting skills.

President Obama will finally deliver an address tonight on the current bomb-everything campaign being waged in Libya. It may just be vague rhetoric about the moral need to prevent a massacre without addressing the more granular elements of day-to-day strategy and on which one of those specific days it will end. But if you start bombing a country, you should give a single address of any sort to the folks who pay for those bombs.

What's better than being stabbed in the head by a projectile thumbtack? The anticipation being built up while waiting for it to hit you or your friend, of course.

In what seems to be a NSFW parody of vintage Disney, this PSA shows Smutley the cat selflessly screwing every other cartoon animal he can find to teach us a valuable lesson about AIDS. Mickey would be proud.

Last night on the Celebrity Apprentice, Gary Busey continued his crazy train by giving us a flash of his "Big Wednesday." What's that, you ask? Said Gary, "That's what my fiance calls my, uh, apparatus."

First, Starbucks started serving up wine. Beer counters were installed in Duane Reades. Now, fellow New York City neighborhood gentrification staple Whole Foods is also installing bars inside its stores. What gives, nillas?

On last night's news reel of the latest Southern California disaster area, we saw friendships mended, relationships teased and tested, and the offering up of flesh for the consumption of rabid, water-soaked masses. So, Orange County business as usual.

While hosting last night's Juno Awards, (They're Canadian. I'd never heard of them either) Drake got a skype call from an insecure Justin Bieber. How does he cheer up the little guy? A Sarah Mclachlan sing-along, of course! Canada!

Daniel Radcliffe's run as the lead in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying has just begun, and if you happened to be wondering whether or not Harry Potter has got any dancing skills—wonder no longer.

One of the tragedies of being marginally famous is that people can write true things about you that you don't like on the internet. Well now, thanks to a knight, these lost souls finally have recourse: iCorrect, the internet's premiere source for niggling, picayune corrections from people you don't particularly care about.

It shouldn't be surprising that Steve Irwin chose to name his daughter after two different animals that he loved. This morning GMA caught up with the young girl to see how she's been following in her daddy's footsteps.

The Internet has been enraged in the past few days over the sad tale of William Cronon, a well known history professor at the University of Wisconsin who suddenly finds Republican operatives trying to dig through his private email.

Over indulging in booze and stuffing your face right before bedtime go hand in hand. Join Hannah while she makes some yummy mac n cheese with a couple of secret ingredients.

Interview, America's premiere source for transcripts of famous people talking amongst themselves, reaches surreal new heights in this month's cover story. With the help of music editor Dmitri Ehrlich, a nearly-sentient rice noodle named Paris Hilton interviewed rapper Lil' Wayne. Among the topics of discussion: The celebrities' respective incarcerations, Wayne for his latest weapons and narcotics charge, and Paris for driving drunk on a hamburger run.

It's like the David and Goliath of the canine world, only this time David wins because he's so gosh, darn cute.

Last night HBO's star-studded pedigree mini-series Mildred Pierce lit up TV screens across America, not because that many people wanted to see a warmed-over Depression-era rags-to-riches story, but because the culture created some need in us to watch it. Enough already.