Federal Grand Jury Now Investigating CIA Agents for War Crimes
John Cook · 06/14/11 04:44PMNew Embarrassing Weiner Photo Emerges
Adrian Chen · 06/14/11 04:38PMThe New Path to Success: From Summer School to Community College
Hamilton Nolan · 06/14/11 04:28PM
Schools these days: what are they even doing? It used to be that the American school system was little more than a warehouse where we shoved our youngest and therefore most criminal citizens until they reached the age of 18, at which time we sent the cockiest of them off to college to be enslaved by debt for the rest of their lives, and sent the rest off to menial jobs, where they'd keep our capitalist system running with their very souls for very little reward, and be tricked into voting Republican, while doing so.
New York Is One Vote Away From Legalized Gay Marriage
John Cook · 06/14/11 04:19PM
New York's state senate is set to vote on a bill legalizing gay marriage this week, the New York Times reports, and if just one more Republican state senator signs on, it will pass. The state assembly has already passed several gay marriage bills, and Gov. Andrew Cuomo has pledged to sign one, so the senate is its only hurdle. New York would be the largest state to legalize gay marriage.
Is This the LeAnn Rimes 'Sex Tape'?
Max Read · 06/14/11 03:46PMYour iPhone Should Not Use These Passwords
Ryan Tate · 06/14/11 03:41PMA Guide to Kim Kardashian's Tacky Wedding Registry
Maureen O'Connor · 06/14/11 03:31PM
Kim Kardashian and fiance Kris Humphries went shopping for their wedding registry at Gearys yesterday, a store that specializes in severe lampshades and angry-looking napkin rings. Come, let us tour the online registry for their Wedding of the Century. We seem to have a Wedding of the Century every month now, no? [Image via Bauer-Griffin]
White Fox Guy Half-Apologizes for Being Dumb, Racist
Hamilton Nolan · 06/14/11 03:27PMGame of Thrones Actor Gets Stabbed in Bar Fight, Orders Another Drink
Brian Moylan · 06/14/11 03:19PMHugh Hefner's Latest Child Bride Calls Off the Wedding
Brian Moylan · 06/14/11 03:01PMThe Rise of the Facebook Empire
Ryan Tate · 06/14/11 02:54PMAn Early Peek at the Steve Jobs Comic Book
Remy Stern · 06/14/11 02:38PMMan Shoots 12-Year-Old for Ringing and Running
Richard Lawson · 06/14/11 02:29PM
A Louisville, KY man has been arrested and charged with attempted murder for shooting a kid who was playing Ring and Run, ringing someone's doorbell then running away, with his friends. When his doorbell rang, 56-year-old Michael Bishop ran outside with his shotgun and fired in the direction of the fleeing kids, hitting a 12-year-old boy. So beware, neighborhood pranksters. [Courier-Journal, photo via Shutterstock]
Tea Party Congressman Drowns American Flag
John Cook · 06/14/11 02:16PMMagazine Industry: Falling, but Then Rising!
Hamilton Nolan · 06/14/11 02:01PMGwyneth Paltrow Shamed Ross the Intern Into Losing Weight
Richard Lawson · 06/14/11 01:56PMAnthony Weiner's Rehab Options
Remy Stern · 06/14/11 01:53PMAll the Crazy Hats from the Royal Ascot Races
Brian Moylan · 06/14/11 01:43PM
England is famous for three things: messed up teeth, Marmite, and insane hats. Their outrageous chapeaux are really hot right now, thanks to all the ones on display at the Royal Wedding, and there's no better place to get your fascinator fix than at opening day at the Royal Ascot Racetrack. Shall we take a look?













