Tattoos for Nerds
Ryan Tate · 07/13/11 04:47PMHarvard Experts Suggest Rounding Up All Fat Kids and Putting Them in Foster Care
Brian Moylan · 07/13/11 04:41PMSex-Scandal Beauty Queen Now a Contestant on Project Runway
Maureen O'Connor · 07/13/11 04:23PM
Project Runway recently announced its Season 9 competitors, and here's a familiar face: Anya Ayoung-Chee realized she had "designer potential" when she "had the opportunity to consult on my wardrobe for the Miss Universe pageant in 2008," as Miss Trinidad-and-Tobago. The same Miss Trinidad-and-Tobago who would go on to have a sex tape scandal involving girl-on-girl action and an indignant ex-boyfriend. NSFW video here.
The Economy Explained: Either Way, You're Screwed
Hamilton Nolan · 07/13/11 04:20PMThe Last Harry Potter Movie Has Already Made All the Money
Richard Lawson · 07/13/11 04:10PMKitchen Nightmares: Fried Rats and 'Beef Stroking Off'
Hamilton Nolan · 07/13/11 03:32PMMinnesota Shutdown Blues: No Beer, No Cigarettes, and Poop Everywhere
Jim Newell · 07/13/11 03:19PM
The ongoing Minnesota government shutdown is dragging the state into a new phase of No Fun Whatsoever, due to the shuttered state offices and programs that aren't handling day-to-day matters as usual. Do you Minnesotans like to drink beer or smoke cigarettes or not see poopy everywhere? Then for now, at least, you'll have to pack up your bindles and migrate down Iowa-way.
There's Now a Pill That Decreases the Transmission of HIV
Brian Moylan · 07/13/11 03:05PMNYT Pays Off Its Extortionate Foreign Credit Card
Hamilton Nolan · 07/13/11 02:49PMEmmy Nominations That Should Happen But Never Will
Richard Lawson · 07/13/11 02:06PMDoes Zac Efron Have Four Nipples?
Maureen O'Connor · 07/13/11 01:54PM
The strange saga of Zac Efron's extra nipples begins in my email inbox, where a letter from a publicist landed this afternoon. Dermatologist Dr. Sandra Lee wants the world to know that Zac Efron has a third—and possible fourth—nipple. Her publicist included a photo with an arrow pointing to a Wahlbergian speck on Efron's chest. How have we never noticed this before?
This Week In Tabloids
Remy Stern · 07/13/11 01:50PMMark Zuckerberg Hides His Friend List
Ryan Tate · 07/13/11 01:47PMTea Party vs. Manatees: It's On
Jim Newell · 07/13/11 01:39PM
The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is in the process of writing rules to protect manatees, the fat monsters who occasionally get lost and dominate media coverage for weeks, from boating and other "activities" that constantly kill them in Kings Bay, Florida. So, is the local Tea Party chapter okay with this? Ha ha, no, not at all.













