How Tech's Most Shameless CEO Disses His Enemy

Ryan Tate · 10/05/11 01:18PM

Larry Ellison doesn't much care if you know he sleeps with employees, fabricates advertisements, or taunts people with his wealth. But what the Oracle CEO doesn't want you to hear is a presentation from a guy he invests in and who worked for him for 13 years. Especially if Ellison has the power to cancel that guy's speaking gig, humiliating him in the process.

Bold Chicago Traders Launch the Counter Revolution

Jim Newell · 10/05/11 12:38PM

Here's a look at the windows of the Chicago Board of Trade, in which a daring band of the nation's money people have fought back against the Occupy Chicago protest onslaught by declaring, "We are the 1%," with some signs in the windows. Stay strong, Producers! Keep on tradin', tradin' futures, tradin' the night away... [Occupy Chicago]

7 Out of 10 Employers Reject Job Candidates Based on Social Media

Maureen O'Connor · 10/05/11 12:23PM

Online reputation managing company Reppler surveyed 300 "professionals" who participate in "the hiring process at their companies" to figure out the relative importance of job applicants' social media presences. Their findings: 9 out of 10 employers report using social media to screen prospective employees. 7 out of 10 report rejecting candidates based on their social media presences—and roughly the same number report accepting candidates based on their social media presences, too.

Glee: Still in the Spotlight

Brian Moylan · 10/05/11 12:14PM

On its march of contrition for last season, Glee still stumbles toward the light, slowing things down and getting serious and dramatic once again. But every now and again it stumbles, just like last night.

$39,000 Olsen Twins Backpack Sells Out

Maureen O'Connor · 10/05/11 11:55AM

A $39,000 backpack from the Olsen twins' luxury fashion line The Row was "the first thing that sold off the shelf," according to Ashley. "During our last economic crisis in the U.S., the only thing that went up was Hermès." That's why she designed this mind-bogglingly expensive backpack, made exclusively from the skin of the mysterious fourth Olsen sister, who lives in a cage in their basement. You thought Elizabeth Olsen was the secret one? Hah.

Sesame Street to Debut Impoverished Muppet

Richard Lawson · 10/05/11 11:32AM

The recession has come to Sesame Street, as the show plans to introduce us to a new Muppet named Lily, a little girl whose family struggles to afford food.

Fox News Hired Sarah Palin For Her Tits

John Cook · 10/05/11 10:58AM

In yet another one of what's becoming a series of bizarre interviews pegged to Fox News Channel's 15th anniversary, fat dick Roger Ailes reveals why he hired snowbilly grifter Sarah Palin: "She's hot."

Did the New iPhone Break the Internet?

Adrian Chen · 10/05/11 10:26AM

When Gawker started experiencing technical issues yesterday, we thought Anonymous might have snuck into our server room and poured Doritos into all the machines. Well, it turns out lots of big websites had outages yesterday.

Real World Star Sues Entourage Over Cartoon Monkey

Richard Lawson · 10/05/11 10:15AM

One-time Real World: Key West star turned bloated MTV Challenge hang-about John Devenanzio, aka Johnny Bananas, is following through on a threat made this summer and suing HBO for privacy violation, defamation, and emotional damage because the show Entourage created a fake cartoon called Johnny's Bananas.

Which Leading Actress Is Making Out With the Makeup Lady?

Brian Moylan · 10/05/11 09:59AM

The most shocking thing about this starlet making out with her makeup artist isn't that she's a lesbian, but she was hooking up with the help! Also, there is loads of intrigue on your mom's favorite show, Dancing with the Stars. Seems like everyone is kissing and making up.