London Olympics Criticized for 'Obsessive Secrecy'

Caity Weaver · 03/07/12 08:00PM

The London Olympics organizing committee has come under fire for "obsessive secrecy" and "a chronic lack of transparency" over its refusal to give local politicians a breakdown of Olympics ticket pricing until the Games are over.

Live Blogging the Top Chef Reunion Special

MisterHippity · 03/07/12 08:00PM

It's been a long season full of chefs who couldn't seem to stop bullying, bitching, bleeding, crying, saying smutty things, and even getting naked. And on tonight's reunion show, they'll get a chance to cry, bully, bitch, bleed, undress or talk dirty for us on last time—and we'll get one last chance to live-blog it all in the comments. Join us!

The Myth Of Bisexuality, the Shame of Promiscuity, and Other Confessions of a Therapist

anonymous therapist · 03/07/12 04:00PM

The new resident Gawker therapist, Anonymous, is a licensed therapist who treats many different patients, but specializes in teens and couples therapy. After many years in the field, Anonymous has lots of stories and insight to share. We'll be publishing some of them here. Today: when sexuality impacts treatment.

Win a New Kindle Touch and Give Your Books a Vacation

Studio@Gawker · 03/07/12 03:59PM

There's nothing wrong with a regular old book, unless of course, the book is too big and heavy, or gets boring, or ends halfway through your six-hour flight. Because then, you're going to be cursing your book and making vague threats about using it as kindling—and that's no way for a literate, book-lover like yourself to sound in public. You're going to wish you had the Kindle Touch eReader. And right now, you can win a free Kindle Touch by clicking here and answering this short survey. Just don't be surprised if you find yourself making excuses to spend more time traveling.

Columbia J-School Grad Submits Most Passive-Aggressively Vicious Alumni Update Ever

Emma Carmichael · 03/07/12 02:17PM

A friend and graduate of Columbia's journalism school noticed this incredible update in his monthly alumni update email blast today, and thought to pass it along, because oh my god, it is fantastic. Amidst the general, self-congratulatory notes—"Peter Hoffmann '60 has revised and expanded his 2001 book," "Anusha Shrivastava '02 was elected president of..."—lies this gem:

You Do Not Want to Work For This Crazy Eye Surgeon

Adrian Chen · 03/07/12 12:13PM

After a quick glance at this Craigslist help wanted ad for an office manager of a Manhattan eye surgery clinic, you may be tempted to apply, given the good salary ($50,000-$80,000) and ample vacation. But read the whole thing, and it becomes clear that no amount of money is worth plunging into this labyrinth of crazy.

Sue Simmons May Be Gone from WNBC, But Her Swears Will Live on Forever, on Your Phone

Max Read · 03/07/12 11:56AM

WNBC has decided not to renew longtime anchor Sue Simmons' contract, probably because she is at 68 an old lady — they are of course renewing her co-anchor Chuck Scarborough's contract, but he is at 68 distinguished — and will scare all the youths away from the television. Which is silly, because Sue Scarborough screaming "the fuck are you doing?" at someone (something? a boat?) during a live broadcast a few years ago was more or less the last time I had any interest in WNBC's local news programming.

Young Folks Are Making Less Money These Days

Hamilton Nolan · 03/07/12 10:00AM

If you are a young American entering the work force today, you may be preoccupied with the fear that the crushing weight of student loans will derail your economic future. To you, we say, for at least one day, today, don't worry about that. Instead, worry about how little money you're going to be paid.

Which Actor Is Spurning a Bisexual Star's Tawdry Advances?

Brian Moylan · 03/07/12 09:52AM

This up-and-coming actor is talking to an A-list thesbian who is trying to get in our young man's pants. So far no luck. This celeb has a sex tape and this young star's mom is talking all about her daughter's sexual conquests. She has lots of luck!

Jon Stewart Breaks Down the War Rhetoric of Israel, Iran and the US

Matt Toder · 03/07/12 02:16AM

On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart took a look at the increasingly pointed war rhetoric coming from Israel, Iran and the United States. It seems the case that since all three are in the midst of election cylces, no one is going to be turned the noise down any time soon.

Goddamn Moon is to Blame for the Sinking of the Titanic

Caity Weaver · 03/07/12 12:22AM

A team of astronomers from Texas State University-San Marcos has determined that a rare lunar event caused the shipping lanes of the Atlantic Ocean become extra full of icebergs on the night the Titanic sank.