Live Blogging the Top Chef Reunion Special
MisterHippity · 03/07/12 08:00PM
It's been a long season full of chefs who couldn't seem to stop bullying, bitching, bleeding, crying, saying smutty things, and even getting naked. And on tonight's reunion show, they'll get a chance to cry, bully, bitch, bleed, undress or talk dirty for us on last time—and we'll get one last chance to live-blog it all in the comments. Join us!
Harvard Kids Painfully Overestimate Ability to Mock Their Own Elitism
Hamilton Nolan · 03/07/12 05:44PMLet's learn about Harvard kids and their senses of humor! A Harvard tipster sends us the following explanation for the video you see above:
The Myth Of Bisexuality, the Shame of Promiscuity, and Other Confessions of a Therapist
anonymous therapist · 03/07/12 04:00PM
The new resident Gawker therapist, Anonymous, is a licensed therapist who treats many different patients, but specializes in teens and couples therapy. After many years in the field, Anonymous has lots of stories and insight to share. We'll be publishing some of them here. Today: when sexuality impacts treatment.
Win a New Kindle Touch and Give Your Books a Vacation
Studio@Gawker · 03/07/12 03:59PM
There's nothing wrong with a regular old book, unless of course, the book is too big and heavy, or gets boring, or ends halfway through your six-hour flight. Because then, you're going to be cursing your book and making vague threats about using it as kindling—and that's no way for a literate, book-lover like yourself to sound in public. You're going to wish you had the Kindle Touch eReader. And right now, you can win a free Kindle Touch by clicking here and answering this short survey. Just don't be surprised if you find yourself making excuses to spend more time traveling.
Whitest Family on Earth Sings About Rick Santorum Bringing 'Justice for the Unborn'
Emma Carmichael · 03/07/12 03:38PMColumbia J-School Grad Submits Most Passive-Aggressively Vicious Alumni Update Ever
Emma Carmichael · 03/07/12 02:17PM
A friend and graduate of Columbia's journalism school noticed this incredible update in his monthly alumni update email blast today, and thought to pass it along, because oh my god, it is fantastic. Amidst the general, self-congratulatory notes—"Peter Hoffmann '60 has revised and expanded his 2001 book," "Anusha Shrivastava '02 was elected president of..."—lies this gem:
Man Banned From City Hall Amid Lap-Dancing Controversy is Elected Mayor
Emma Carmichael · 03/07/12 01:22PMLiveblog of Gizmodo's Liveblog of the iPad 3 Announcement A Post Making Fun of My Co-Workers by the Minute [Booger]
Maureen O'Connor · 03/07/12 12:48PM
As we speak, Gawker Media gadget site Gizmodo is liveblogging writing about the forthcoming release of Apple's iPad 3. Will the new device have a screen? Will it have a blade for stabbing Nook users? Will Steve Jobs descend from the heavens with a chorus of angels? Will the angels be clothed, or will there be "naked private parts"?
You Do Not Want to Work For This Crazy Eye Surgeon
Adrian Chen · 03/07/12 12:13PM
After a quick glance at this Craigslist help wanted ad for an office manager of a Manhattan eye surgery clinic, you may be tempted to apply, given the good salary ($50,000-$80,000) and ample vacation. But read the whole thing, and it becomes clear that no amount of money is worth plunging into this labyrinth of crazy.
A Night Without Social Media: One Reader’s Boldest Experience
Studio@Gawker · 03/07/12 11:59AMSue Simmons May Be Gone from WNBC, But Her Swears Will Live on Forever, on Your Phone
Max Read · 03/07/12 11:56AM
WNBC has decided not to renew longtime anchor Sue Simmons' contract, probably because she is at 68 an old lady — they are of course renewing her co-anchor Chuck Scarborough's contract, but he is at 68 distinguished — and will scare all the youths away from the television. Which is silly, because Sue Scarborough screaming "the fuck are you doing?" at someone (something? a boat?) during a live broadcast a few years ago was more or less the last time I had any interest in WNBC's local news programming.
America's Worst Rapper Is Bisexual: 'I'm, Like, a Person Who Likes Love'
Hamilton Nolan · 03/07/12 11:33AM
Phonetically-challenged rodent Kreayshawn, the logical outcome of allowing irony-worshiping white internet users to determine what's "hot" in hip hop, has announced in GQ Magazine that she is bisexual. This is the most shocking revelation of bisexuality by a young female rapper since the last one a few weeks ago.
Newt Gingrich Falls Asleep Onscreen, Wakes Up to Take Questions on Nonexistent Panel
Emma Carmichael · 03/07/12 11:13AMNewt Gingrich was scheduled to speak in front of the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) yesterday, but Newt Gingrich was sleepy, because Newt Gingrich is running a very serious and totally earnest presidential campaign here.
Snooki Confirms She is Engaged and Expecting: 'OMG! I'M PREGNANT!'
Emma Carmichael · 03/07/12 10:39AMYoung Folks Are Making Less Money These Days
Hamilton Nolan · 03/07/12 10:00AM
If you are a young American entering the work force today, you may be preoccupied with the fear that the crushing weight of student loans will derail your economic future. To you, we say, for at least one day, today, don't worry about that. Instead, worry about how little money you're going to be paid.
Which Actor Is Spurning a Bisexual Star's Tawdry Advances?
Brian Moylan · 03/07/12 09:52AMIn Advance of Super Tuesday's Results, Stephen Colbert Gets Back to His Blue Collar Roots
Matt Toder · 03/07/12 02:38AM"Welding, amirite?" You are, Stephen.
Jon Stewart Breaks Down the War Rhetoric of Israel, Iran and the US
Matt Toder · 03/07/12 02:16AMOn tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart took a look at the increasingly pointed war rhetoric coming from Israel, Iran and the United States. It seems the case that since all three are in the midst of election cylces, no one is going to be turned the noise down any time soon.





