Ocotomom Nadya Suleman has apparently just signed on to do a..."masturbation video" for "an online adult entertainment company" (read: porn site). Good morning! News of the video comes to us via TMZ, so take it with a grain of salt, but on the heels of her recent noody shoot with British magazine Closer, it's not such a wild stretch of the imagination.

It's May Day, which is sort of like Anarchist Super Bowl. So it's probably no coincidence that the Justice Department arrested five "self-described anarchists" in a plot to blow up a bridge near Cleveland today, according to the AP. The plot was an FBI sting, with fake "bombs" supplied by the feds, as most plots are these days.

When the Calgary Comic and Entertainment Expo denied entry to hundreds of sci-fi fans who drove hours to see the original cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation reunited on stage for the first time in over two decades, things understandably got testy.

For years, watchdog groups have been warning that the allegedly "nonlethal" Taser is not, in fact, nonlethal, based upon circumstantial evidence such as, you know, a lot of dead people. Taser has always disputed that, because it would be bad for business. Now comes science.

EarthCam has been monitoring the construction of One World Trade Center (BKA the Freedom Tower) since day one: October 18th, 2004. (Technically, the cornerstone ceremony took place July 4, 2004, and construction didn't begin in earnest until 2006.)

Last night, RuPaul's Drag Race announced its fourth queen champion. In the running were the refined Chad Michaels, the fierce (not in the fashion way, but in the rip-your-eyes-out-with-her-talons way) Phi Phi O'Hara and the mind-boggling Sharon Needles. I'm going to say who won, so avert your eyes if you must. Really, I'm saying it. I don't know why you're on the Internet if you're so afraid of being spoiled about something that everyone has already talked about, but whatever...

Li Li the Golden Retriever is something of a local celebrity in his hometown of Nanning, China, where he can often be spotted watching over his owner's bicycle while the latter is off doing human things.

Awkward Family Photos co-founder Mike Bender recently wifed up his sweetheart Sue. And what wedding ceremony of an Awkward Family Photos co-founder would be complete without an inspirational webcam message from awkward family members?

Back in the '80s and '90s hospitals saw a surge in babies born addicted to crack, but the last decade has been all about babies born addicted to painkillers.

On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert reiterated his love for concealed weapons and discussed some of the latest advancements in clothing designed specifically for concealing, and deploying, your handgun of choice. Because nothing says America like everyone carrying a gun.

The Family Research Council, the stringently anti-gay group that just won't go away, has a new target: the makers of Mike and Ike candy who are breaking up, according to the FRC, as part of a gay divorce plot line. On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart took a stab at understanding why these people see gayness wherever they look.

The best/worst grandparents of all time took their granddaughter (not pictured) on a joy ride she won't soon forget. Paul and Belinda Berloni used dog leashes to tie their granddaughter's Hot Wheels car to their SUV's trailer hitch, then proceeded to drive her around. Also, Paul was drunk and driving without a license, because he had his revoked 10 years ago for a DUI.

A day before Occupy Wall Street hopes to shut down New York and cities across the country in massive May Day protests, the NYPD visited at least three activist homes in New York and interrogated residents about plans for tomorrow's protest.

It was touch-and-go for a while there, but George Zimmerman is back on the internet. Well, by way of his lawyers. Although Zimmerman's original site has been taken down, Zimmerman's legal team have created a social media presence on their client's behalf. Makes sense, since the first site helped the accused raise $200,000.

Have you heard about North Carolina's Amendment 1? Like California's Proposition 8, this measure would amend the state constitution to define marriage as being between one man and one woman — but it would also ban gay civil unions and domestic partnerships.

In the spirit of Fucking James Franco and Fuck Yeah! Ryan Gosling comes Bon Iver Erotic Stories. Entertainment Weekly brought this one to our attention, and yeah, it's actually kind of great, especially if you're a big fan of porn that makes you feel dead inside.

The NYPD's SHIELD counterterrorism program has compiled an extensive dossier (pdf) on tomorrow's Occupy Wall Street General Strike, during which protesters hope to shut down New York and cities around the country. Leaked this afternoon, it's probably the most comprehensive document created about tomorrow's protests.

Two teenage girls who were sunbathing in the middle of a rural road in Beaver County, Pennsylvania, were hit by a car after falling asleep.

Seeking to reclaim the world record for oldest paraglider, a 104-year-old British woman successfully jumped off a 2,400ft Cypriot cliff two weeks ago.

After the biotech firm Genentech informed her she wouldn't have access to their potentially lifesaving drug Pertuzumab until June, breast cancer patient Darlene Gant, who was told she might not live that long, took to YouTube with the help of her husband to plead for an early release of the medication.