A new report says that nearly one quarter of American families have "no savings at all," and that the vast majority of workers have far too little money saved to sustain themselves over an extended retirement. That's probably why a new survey found that American consumers are resoundingly pessimistic.
As you've probably already heard, Gawker Stalker is back—much to the chagrin of a certain salt-and-peppered, pig-loving, A-lister. And to celebrate its return, Gawker has teamed up with Samsung SMART cameras to bring you some handy-dandy tips for spotting your very own fameball. Over the next few days we'll be giving you some expert advice on where the beautiful people hang, how to tell if they're actually really important, and how to take the best possible photo if you do happen across a celeb in the wild.
Here's the invitation for the Barack Obama's Big Gay Fundraiser tonight in New York City, hosted by newly gay former pop star Ricky Martin at the Rubin Museum of Art. You don't have to be gay to attend, but you do have to be rich enough to fork over $5,000 to Obama's campaign.
The appropriate response to Girls, a television program about a bachelor who pretends to be gay in order to live with two attractive female roommates without arousing the suspicions of his conservative landlord, is to turn off the TV and read Capitalism and Schizophrenia on the toilet. But it's David Byrne's birthday, so here is a recap.
On this week's episode of The Jennifer Love Hewitt Handjob Hour The Client List , Love's character Riley almost gave her signature one-gun salute to what turned out to be an undercover cop. Thankfully, she knew the protocol (apparently, as a hired masturbation hand, you don't offer anything up, which means you must ask those interested in being jerked off to spell out exactly what they're looking for). She didn't end up getting thrown in jail, where she'd have to jerk off for her life (that's what happens in women's prison, right?), but this incident did shake up her managers/coworkers enough to put the palm-calming on hold for a bit. The montage above is a symphony of blue balls. It reads as a high-concept interpretation of the sad trombone sound. Kind of brilliant.
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Oren Jacob and Galyn Susman, Toy Story 2's associate technical director and supervising technical director, respectively, recount the harrowing tale of how they almost had to redo the entire movie after someone accidentally deleted most of the animation files from the studio's Linux and Unix machines, but were saved at the last minute by a newborn baby.
After a day of downing pints at the pub, Little Miss Drunky Pants goes home to drink some more.
Ahh, first dates. You wash your armpits in the sink, bring extra breath freshener, and study up on the day's trending Twitter topics, and yet you still feel hopelessly unprepared. Well, if you take this quick survey, you could be entered to win a $150 Ticketmaster gift card—the perfect cheapskate way to get 2 tickets to a really cool event. Take your date out in style, and hopefully you can avoid talking to them completely!
When I tracked down Alexey Kuznetsov, the reclusive Russian web designer behind the cult favorite Twitter spambot Horse_ebooks, he wouldn't comment on his strange creation, refusing even to speak to me for the article in February. But now he's finally laid claim to Horse_ebooks, in a roundabout way.
Shorter University is a little Baptist college in Georgia. Which is bad enough. But Shorter University is also a little Baptist college in Georgia run by hard-line Christian fundamentalists who are extremely concerned with the sex lives of all Shorter University employees, right down to the librarian.
Can we please agree to stop trying to bury people alive?
