This Photo of Barack Obama Hanging Out with Betty White is Eminently Captionable
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/12/12 12:08PMIs Lola Versus a Bad Movie, or Are All Men Sexist?
Leah Beckmann · 06/12/12 11:50AM
Lola Versus, a rom-com-ish movie about a woman who goes looking for herself after she's dumped the same day she tries on her wedding dress, opened this past weekend to bad numbers and worse reviews. Starring Greta Gerwig, directed by Daryl Wein and co-written by Zoe Lister Jones, it brought in a meager $31,815 (in New York and L.A. only, but still) and trailed behind its same-genre competitor, Safety Not Guaranteed.
Tear Gas, Undercover Snitches, and Other Police Exam Handbook Topics
Hamilton Nolan · 06/12/12 11:40AMHow this Woman Went from a Hedge Fund to Distilling Rum
Studio@Gawker · 06/12/12 11:31AMHomeless Man Attacked by Transient with 'Vampire Teeth'
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/12/12 11:30AMIsraeli Military Celebrates Pride Month by Sharing 'Heartwarming' Facebook Photo of Gay Soldiers Holding Hands (UPDATE)
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/12/12 10:45AMCéline Dion Covers Adele's 'Rolling in the Deep,' Kills It, Of Course
Rich Juzwiak · 06/12/12 10:40AMCéline Dion started a new leg of her latest Las Vegas residency show last weekend and her setlist included a cover of Adele's ubiquitous "Rolling in the Deep," which you can hear above.
Crazy Fools Want to Eliminate Property Taxes
Hamilton Nolan · 06/12/12 10:29AM
The key rule of responsible long term financial planning is: Whenever you build a financial surplus, even for a moment, immediately blow that surplus on a plan that will also eliminate a steady source of long term income. I was kidding! That is not actually a "good" rule of financial planning. But it is a craven political rule, and isn't that what's really important?
Texas Man Who Killed Four-Year-Old Daughter's Molester with Bare Hands Hailed as Hero
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/12/12 09:36AMSweden's Democratic Twitter Experiment Implodes Before Our Eyes
Adrian Chen · 06/12/12 09:31AM
The recent New York Times article about how a different random Swede mans Sweden's official Twitter account every week filled us with wonder: Imagine a country where ordinary citizens can be trusted to represent the entire nation on the world stage! So, we loaded up @Sweden this morning to check out this wonderful experiment in democratic public relations and... oh. She's talking about Jews.
Richard Cohen Demands More Government Lies
Hamilton Nolan · 06/12/12 09:05AM
Cottonheaded Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen is fond of adopting odd positions. Sometimes, he takes the position of the people he's supposed to be policing. Sometimes, he adopts the position of rapists. And sometimes, he adopts no position at all. Now, for your pleasure, Richard Cohen is rolling out a new type of position: the ??? position.
One Broadway Star's Spectacular Crusade Against Shoe Spam on Facebook
Adrian Chen · 06/12/12 08:45AMThis Is the 100-Foot Kayak Fall That Sent Bam Margera to the Hospital
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/12/12 08:45AMThe Oatmeal Vs. FunnyJunk: An Object Lesson In How to Deal with Litigious Internet Trolls
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/12/12 08:02AMStephen Colbert Insists You Give His Banana Bunker A Try
Matt Toder · 06/11/12 11:08PMOn tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert devoted some time to an important new product, one that will surely change the face of this nation: the Banana Bunker. It does exactly what you think it does, yes it protects bananas from bruising and such until you can eat them. The segment, like the product itself, is utterly perfect.
Hey, Has Anyone Seen Exploded Yacht Debris?
Louis Peitzman · 06/11/12 10:43PMJon Stewart Explains the Life Cycle of the Political Gaffe
Matt Toder · 06/11/12 10:28PMThe political gaffe, once something that had the power to ruin careers and destroy campaigns, can now come and go in a single day. Since that's exactly what happened with something President Obama said the other day, Jon Stewart took a moment on tonight's Daily Show to take us through the life cycle of the political gaffe.











