T. J. Holmes was one mile from his Atlanta home when he was suddenly pulled over by two police cars. The normally affable CNN anchor proceeded to live-tweet the stop, getting progressively angerier with every status update.

Kristen Stewart has made a cuckold of Robert Pattinson. But how long was the affair going on before she and Sanders got caught? Sources close to Stewart maintained that it started just weeks ago, but also that she and Sanders had only made out; does this look like the arching back of someone who only just made out? No way.

Recently, Target pleasantly surprised many when it unveiled a Wedding Gift Registry ad campaign featuring a smiling same-sex couple holding hands underneath the tagline "that's love."

"It seems to me this man lacks information, knowledge, vision and understanding of this region and its people." Guess 'this man.'

"When I was in college I fed Ryan Lochte beer out a kegerator into a Frisbee, and he chugged it."

This is just to remind you that Chelsea Handler makes $12 million per year.

The City of Houston Mayor's Office — with financial assistance from the Department of Homeland Security — has produced a public service announcement aimed at helping individuals caught in the crossfire of an "active shooter event" escape unharmed.

Me-centric angst dump Thought Catalog is like some superhuman internet time-wasting android, rotely performing ever more jaw-dropping feats of repetitive navel-gazing as we wait nervously for the moment that it will become self-aware and DESTROY US ALL.

"A wolf pack of drunken young women "acting stupid" on the downtown No. 6 train after an all-night party stabbed a 63-year-old man... "

Animal's medal counter is the most useful and innovative Olympic coverage on the web right now.

In case you missed it this weekend, take some time to check out Kiese Laymon's incredible essay featured here on Saturday.

An era ended over the weekend, but very few likely noticed.

Wikileaks has claimed responsibility for this weekend's fake Bill Keller/New York Times opinion piece. It's official: Wikileaks is a joke.

In a shocking development that none but inspiration-for-the-TV-show-Medium Allison DuBois could have predicted, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stars Adrienne Maloof and The Mad Dr. Paul Nassif have decided to separate.

After pulling all Jim Henson Creature Shop toys from its Kids Meals nationwide — allegedly over a safety issue and not the Jim Henson Company's very public boycotting statement — Chick-fil-A has unveiled its replacement "toy": A Berenstain Bears book that teaches children the Golden Rule.

I'd say because it lets white supremacist Charles Murray write its op-eds for it. But maybe the pay was too shitty to get anyone else, I dunno.

19-year-old Kent State University sophomore William Koberna was arrested yesterday at his parents home in Brunswick, Ohio, after posting a tweet threatening to "shoot up" his school.

Sure, there have been enough YouTube parodies of HBO's hyperlocal quarterlife crisis narrative Girls to fill an entire season, but few have been stamped with the personal imprimatur of the show's executive producer Judd Apatow.

Who says the Olympics workers are dejected and disgruntled? This Stratford, London greeter is clearly having the time of her life.

Here is the best video you will see from an entire weekend of Olympic sports: U.S. gymnast Aly Raisman's parents reacting to her bar routine during today's team qualifiers (Raisman scored a 14.166). Dear NBC: for training your cameras on this, everything is forgiven. This is what I look like when I watch Olympic sports. [Thanks to Deadspin's Timothy Burke for the video.]