Father and Son Have Diametrically Opposed Reactions to Shocking Zoo Surprise
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/31/12 01:30PMDennis Rodman Wrote a Kids' Book and Isn't Telling Anyone What It's About
Caity Weaver · 07/31/12 01:24PMSomeone Remembered to Give Courtney Stodden Her Own Reality Show
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/31/12 12:26PMTeen Wolf Creator Responds to Allegations of Racism, Deletes Post
Rich Juzwiak · 07/31/12 12:05PMGirl Responsible for 'Worst National Anthem Performance Ever' Gets Second Chance
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/31/12 11:50AM
11-year-old Harper Gruzins, the Coppell, Texas "singer-songwriter," who gave Christina Aguilera a run for her money with a truly phenomenal butchering of the National Anthem during Saturday's Major League Soccer match between Dallas and LA tried to blame vuvuzelas for her terrible, terrible performance, while her mom held technical difficulties responsible.
Lose Hours of Your Life Finding Your Olympic "Body Matches" On The BBC Website
Caity Weaver · 07/31/12 11:37AM
One of the most frustrating things about watching the Olympics is knowing that you personally, would definitely be up there winning mad gold medals if only your mom hadn't let you quit gymnastics in third grade/refused to buy you a bow and arrow in fourth grade/failed to encourage you to pursue discus-throwing as a hobby two years outside of college/etc.
Man Attacks Girlfriend Over Photo of Mitt Romney on Her Facebook Page
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/31/12 11:20AMMax Read · 07/31/12 11:08AM
Federal Agents Stop Man Attempting to Smuggle Snickers Bars Stuffed with Meth
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/31/12 10:49AMNow Is the Time to Buy a Private Jet
Hamilton Nolan · 07/31/12 10:32AM
Yes, we know that we advised you all to avoid buying private jets during the recession, lest you suffer some bad PR. And hundreds of millions of you listened to us, judging from the number of non-jet owners out there! But things have changed: now is the time to buy a private jet, everyone. Do not miss this buying opportunity!
Scout Willis, hellchild of Bruce and Demi's, was given two days community service after she was arrested for underage drinking last June.
Leah Beckmann · 07/31/12 10:19AMMobile App Will Tell You Romney's VP Pick, In Case This Is Information You Require Instantaneously
Caity Weaver · 07/31/12 10:15AM
Mitt Romney's campaign announced Tuesday the release of a free smartphone app that will let users know Romney's pick for vice president as soon as it is announced, "before the press and just about everyone else (except maybe Ann)," two butlers, Romney's head falconer, and the family's standard bearer (and apprentice standard bearer).
How North Korea Turned a Missing Dutch Tourist Into a Pro-North Korean Columnist
Adrian Chen · 07/31/12 10:06AM
Last year, Dutch stamp dealer Willem van der Bijl was arrested and imprisoned during a trip to buy posters and stamps in North Korea, alarming relatives in the Netherlands. Perhaps even more alarming was when he appeared in the pages of a state-run newspaper extolling the virtues of the DPRK's elections. Now, one year later, we have the full story of how van der Bijl became an involuntary North Korean propagandist. It's a bit more complicated than "They said they were going to kill me if I didn't."
Learn From Bill Nye the Science Guy How to Tie a Bowtie
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/31/12 09:58AMBowtie expert Bill Nye the Science Guy gives Nerdist Chris Hardwick a firsthand tutorial on tying his signature neckwear.
Subway's Mysterious Olympic Avocado Graph Explained
Max Read · 07/31/12 09:51AMRich Juzwiak · 07/31/12 09:40AM
Here is the first picture of of Adam Levine (or maybe your college roommate's douchebag boyfriend?) on the set of American Horror Story.
Caity Weaver · 07/31/12 09:36AMReport: Yes, You Are Guilty of Child Abuse
Hamilton Nolan · 07/31/12 09:20AM
Guilt: are you carrying enough of it? Likely not. Do you even care about your children? You don't, do you? Don't lie—that's another thing to feel guilty about A new report has finally pinpointed exactly how much abuse you—whether through negligence, malice, or just some other vague action you didn't even think twice about—have inflicted on your poor, innocent children: a lot, probably.






