Politically, that is. Because Pennsylvania Representative Mike Kelly (R) was one day shy of infamy with the terror trifecta when he said this today about the contraception mandate:

Karina Bolaños, Costa Rica's Vice Minister of Culture and Youth, was dismissed this week from the position she's held since 2006 after a private video of the politician in her underwear surfaced on YouTube.

The Nation of Michael Phelps now has 19 Olympic medals, tied for 57th in the all-time Summer Games list. India has 21.

This song has been around for a while, but England's Cooly G released her full-length, Playin' Me, on which "Landscapes" appears just a few weeks ago. It's a stunning piece of work that has me racking my brain for a new term to replace the horribly clunky, barely descriptive "post-dubstep" label. (Don't even get me started on "bass music.") Cooly describes her work as having a "deep house tribal dubstep vibe," but that pile-on of words doesn't reflect her sound's sparse elegance. There's also a dash of neo-soul — her approach to songwriting reminds me a lot of Joi's "Sunshine & the Rain," in that many of her songs consist of just a few chanted lines. "Landscapes" is one of them. Instead of sounding undercooked it is hypnotic.

The Pet Collective — which bills itself as "the only Youtube destination for enriching, quality pet videos" — has just launched what it claims is the video-sharing site's first-ever 24-hour animal stream: The Corgi Cam.

Drake is rumored to be working on a posthumous Aaliyah album. Maybe it will be great, maybe we'll cry all over again.

The UC Davis police officer at the center of a firestorm over the school's alleged mistreatment of Occupy protesters during a sit-in last November is officially out of a job.

Jonah Lehrer's now losing speaking engagement gigs because sometimes you've just got nothing more to say.

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Okay, so this is technically a parody ad produced by Funny or Die. But it still stars John Goodman as a maybe-gay, definitely-creepy Colonel who extols the virtues of picking KFC over Chick-fil-A (they're open on Sundays!).

Just months after making public his intentions to build a fully functional replica of the RMS Titanic, eccentric Australian billionaire Clive Palmer is already setting his sights on another larger-than-life endeavor: Cloning a dinosaur for a Jurassic Park-style attraction.

Once upon a time long ago, blogs were criticized for making us all more narcissistic and self-obsessed. Then, of course, Twitter came along. And now, the fabled "third wall" of self-referentiality has been breached: a lengthy blog post pondering the implications of a writer's retweet of a tweet about the writer's writing. Tell me: what do you think—about me?

Here is the first promo for the new season of Anderson Cooper's daytime talk show which, he promises, will be full of "big changes." It's almost like there was a big change in his life recently that inspired the big changes for the show.

The first official trailer for Precious director Lee Daniels' hotly anticipated adaptation of Pete Dexter's 1995 novel The Paperboy has finally landed.

Those involved in the making of this had to be aware of how cathartic it would be for the haters to see Michael Madsen annihilate Justin Bieber, right? The video for the dubbabystep "As Long as You Love Me" is a gift.

A drunk driver crashes into oncoming traffic in Cocoa Beach, Florida and the entire harrowing ordeal is caught on camera.

President Obama took to Twitter late Tuesday night to congratulate swimmer Michael Phelps on winning his 19th Olympic medal, and setting a new record for the most hardware earned by a single athlete.

British people make great memes. There was Princess Beatrice's Hat, one of the best of all time. Now we've got Dangling London Mayor Boris Johnson. The image of Johnson stuck on a zip line during an Olympic promo stunt today became a meme almost before he was able to get down.

Macaulay Culkin nearly overdosed on heroin and has a $6,000-a-month oxycodone habit, the National Enquirer reports.

Yasiin Bey, Muhammad Ali, artful calligraphy, gorgeous cinematography. Add them all together and what do you get? Just another fucking Louis Vuitton ad.