Marijuana Has Infiltrated America's High Schools

Hamilton Nolan · 08/02/12 03:43PM

Mason, Ohio is just a typical Middle American town. Home to the Golf Center at Kings Island. Hell, Money magazine named it the 24th Best Place to Live in America, 2011. A fine place to raise a family. Or so we thought. Because even Mason, Ohio has found its public schoolhouses infested with what you've always feared: marijuana.

You Don't Need That Fancy Shit

Hamilton Nolan · 08/02/12 02:50PM

Listen: you don't really need $100 athletic shoes. You don't really need Under Armour compression gear.

Washington Post Called This Man the 'Modern Face' of AIDS, Then Realized He's a Bareback Porn Star

Rich Juzwiak · 08/02/12 02:07PM

Last week, the Washington Post published a story called "In 2012, AIDS is a different beast for gay men in D.C.," which aimed to be illuminating, but probably not as much as it would turn out to be. It was later revealed that one of the article's main sources, the HIV-positive D.J. Steedley, who is described as "the modern face of the HIV/AIDS epidemic" and as needing "a certain level of discipline and caution," was signed as a contract performer to the notorious bareback gay porn company Treasure Island Media. Steedely previously appeared as a performer for the equally notorious, often bareback "military" porn company Active Duty. Oops.

Hey, Mitt Romney, Your Horse Didn't Win the Olympics

Max Read · 08/02/12 12:02PM

Mitt Romney didn't watch his wife's horse Rafalca compete in the Olympics — "I'm not even sure which day the sport goes on," he said to NBC last week. "I will not be watching the event. I hope her horse does well." —so it falls to us to break the news to him: Mitt, the horse participated in dressage today. And it did well, but it didn't medal.

Elizabeth Spiers Out as New York Observer Editor

Hamilton Nolan · 08/02/12 11:55AM

Former Gawker editor Elizabeth Spiers took over as editor of the New York Obsever in February of 2011, bringing a measure of stability to what had been a decidedly up-and-(mostly) down enterprise under parsimonious wunderkind owner Jared Kushner. Now, Spiers is leaving.

The Know-Nothing's Guide to Pussy Riot, the Realest Punks Alive

Max Read · 08/02/12 11:42AM

After enduring five months of delays and attracting worldwide attention, the Pussy Riot trial finally began in Moscow this week. But what is Pussy Riot? Why is it on trial? What is Moscow? All your questions will be answered here.

Max Read · 08/02/12 10:05AM

What's Ryan Lochte's sex life like? Let's ask his mom: "He goes out on one-night stands," she tells Matt Lauer. Oh.