Gorilla Brothers Reunite, Eyes Everywhere Get Misty

Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/16/12 03:15PM

Silverback gorilla Kesho and his little bro Alf were born and raised in Dublin Zoo, but were forced to spend the last two-plus years apart while Kesho was off in London trying to get his breed on.

These Rich Kids Sure Can Rap About Snacks

Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/16/12 02:35PM

Backed North Community Beats and Rhymes — a YMCA-affiliated afterschool program — a group of snack-spitting tykes calling themselves the Y.N.RichKids have just dropped their latest joint: A finger-licking ode to their favorite anytime junk food — "Hot Cheetos & Takis."

Your Photos Are Now Really Deleted From Facebook When You Delete Them

Adrian Chen · 08/16/12 02:27PM

For years, permanently deleting your photos from Facebook was harder than removing an arrow from your body. You thought you hit delete, but they often lingered on Facebook's servers for months or years, still viewable by their original Facebook URL. Speaking from personal experience, this unintended feature was a boon to journalists looking to dig up old Facebook photos that unwilling subjects might have thought they'd hidden forever.

Caity Weaver · 08/16/12 01:58PM

In the doctor's opinionation, Mayim Bialik's injuries won't necessitate digit amputation. Blossom will keep her finger!

The Dead Do Not Improve: An Author Cannibalizes His Own Novel

Jay Caspian Kang · 08/16/12 12:30PM

"How much of this book is about your own life?" All novelists, even those who write about horny Centaurs or plasma cannons, have to come up with a standard response to that prickly, earnest question. As someone who has been accused of navel-gazing on the Internet, who has written a few personal essays and now has published a novel in which the protagonist shares many of the same biographical details as the author, I have certainly come to expect it.

Today's Song: Flying Lotus featuring Erykah Badu 'See Thru To U'

Rich Juzwiak · 08/16/12 11:55AM

The first single from Until the Quiet Comes, the fourth album from California genre-smearer Flying Lotus, has arrived with a crash and a flutter. "See Thru to U" features laconic sing-song vocals from the reliably fearless Erykah Badu, the eye of the storm in this collage of mostly gentle sounds that when combined have the effect of fury. Beguiling.

Romney: 'I've Never Paid Less Than 13 Percent in Taxes'

Max Read · 08/16/12 11:36AM

Talking wooden doll Mitt Romney refuses to release any of his tax returns older than two years — but like the good sport he is, he provides us all with little clues about how much he's been paying. Like today: "I never paid less than 13 percent," he told reporters in South Carolina. "I think the most recent year is 13.6 percent." Thirteen percent, eh? "[A]nd if you add in addition the amount that goes to charity, why the number gets well above 20 percent." Sure, and if you add in addition any kind of numbers that aren't actually taxes the number gets even higher. [via Buzzfeed]

How to Make the Perfect Cocktail

John Bridges · 08/16/12 10:59AM

Welcome to A Gentleman's Quest for the Perfect Night Out, a four-part guide written by etiquette expert John Bridges meant to instruct our more testosteroney readers on how to comport themselves during the evening hours. With the help of Clear Men Scalp Therapy, which gives you 100% dandruff protection* (because, after all, perfect hair ensures a perfect night), the guide covers all the man-questions you were always curious about, but were too ashamed to ask your dad. Don't worry. This is a safe space.

Leah Beckmann · 08/16/12 09:44AM

Here's another clip from Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master. Eventually you will have seen it all via 27 YouTube videos.