USA Today publishes a Michael Wolff column about Tina Brown. Jurassic Park is real.

The law finally caught up with scofflaw Amanda Bynes yesterday when she was pulled over by police in Burbank, California, and cited for driving with a suspended license.

Thumbing its nose at legal threats made by the royal family, the Italian magazine Chi today went ahead with its promise to publish a multi-page spread featuring topless photos of Kate Middleton taken from the set that first appeared last week in its French sister-publication, Closer.

The above video reportedly shows Libyans removing Ambassador Christopher Stevens' body from a window of the American mission in Benghazi after last week's attacks. According to a translation provided by the New York Times, none of what was said in the video indicated any sort of hostility or ill will; in fact, the opposite seems to be true:

According to multiple Romney sources cited in a damning Politico report, Stuart Stevens, Mitt Romney's chief campaign strategist, is to blame for Romney's gaffe-laden campaign. The sources in the article, which includes the sort of shit flinging you'd expect to read after a candidate loses, not before, fault Stevens for Romney's mediocre speech and Clint Eastwood's spectacular performance art piece at the RNC, amongst other campaign snafus.

Maureen Dowd's column in today's New York Times created a mini-shit storm today, with several political pundits accusing her of using anti-Semitic imagery to make one of her typical points, which is that Romney is bad, etc. Basically, Dowd said Dan Senor, one of Romney's advisors, was a "neocon puppet master" who was trying to help neocons "slither back" into power. According to several "experts on American-Israeli relations," this sort of language is similar to ancient anti-Semitic imagery, like when Matt Taibbi called Goldman Sachs a vampire squid.

Maryland Governor Martin O'Malley is already campaigning for the 2016 presidential election. Earlier today, O'Malley gave a 20-minute speech at Iowa Senator Tom Harkin's annual steak fry in Indianola. A steak fry is, apparently, an event where steak is fried and politicians give speeches.

The Chicago teachers union declined to vote on a proposed settlement, so the strike will continue into a second week.

You can't keep a good zombie franchise down. You can't even keep a mediocre zombie franchise down.

It's been a while since a militant Muslim leader called for the death of Salman Rushdie — too long if you ask Ayatollah Hassan Sanei.

From the true patriots who brought you 2016: Obama's America comes a piece of propaganda even more out of touch with reality.

Mitt Romney was forced to cancel his one campaign event this weekend when a plane crashed where he was supposed to land.

How reliable are British tabloids? Not very. But for the sake of our sanity, let's assume that The Sun is correct, and Robsten are back together.

As promised, lawyers for Britain's royal family are seeking an injunction to prevent further publication of the Kate Middleton topless pics.

I met Liván, Takeshi and the rest of their band of frikis—rock and metal fans of the punk-and-anarchist subcategory—around nine one Thursday night on the median of Havana's G Street. I'd come to Havana to write a book about what it was like to be a young adult in the post-Fidel city and, since G Street was the biggest party in town, it was where I began.

Are you ready to start caring about American Idol again? Me neither. But here's your Season 12 judges' panel anyway: original judge Randy Jackson (wait, really?), recent addition Mariah Carey, and total newbies Nicki Minaj and Keith Urban.

Pre-wedding jitters are normal: everyone gets cold feet. At least, that's how the conventional wisdom goes.

Unlike some people, Kristen Stewart isn't shy about taking her top off. As long as it's for a good cause, that is.

At the bigotry-laden Values Voters Summit, former Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum inadvertently characterized conservative values as something smart people do not have.

William and Kate aren't going to let a little nude photo scandal spoil their plans: the couple continues their tour of Southeast Asia, today exploring the rainforests of Borneo.