Snoop is Hot Pockets' new spokesman. The song "Pocket Like It's Hot" was written by you in '04 while eating Hot Pockets.

Campus Grotto has put out its annual list of the 100 most expensive colleges. Sarah Lawrence College comes in at first place, with an annual cost for the current 2012-2013 school year a whopping $61,236. Jesus Christ, what's wrong with you people? Do they just serve gold in the dining hall?

Yele Haiti, the self-serving charity that Wyclef Jean founded (with other peoples' money) to burnish his reputation, lay the ground for a self-aggrandizing run at the presidency of Haiti, keep his mistress employed, and pay himself generous performance fees, has finally collapsed under the weight of its own inefficiency and corruption. According to the New York Times, it has effectively ceased operations.

Sinister is no longer the best-reviewed horror film of all time. Not even close, but still widely praised.

The Internet has a weird way of bringing people together: Fathers and daughters, mothers and sons, Martha Raddatz and Chamillionaire.

Do you know how many stupid kids under the age of four landed in emergency rooms with "nonfatal, nonintentional injuries" last year? Two and half god damn million of them. That is a lot of nonfatal nonintentional injuries. What are you, the bad parent, doing wrong?

At last night's debate, Martha Raddatz asked Paul Ryan to specifically lay out how he and Mitt Romney intend to lower all Americans' tax rates by 20 percent. This tax cut has been a major part of the Romney/Ryan campaign, but both have been incredibly vague about how they can cut the nation's tax revenue without increasing its deficit. Paul Ryan famously told Fox News' Chris Wallace he "[didn't] have the [time]" because it "would take [him] too long to go through all of the math."

I think I like this conspiracy theory even more than the "Obama wears a Muslim wedding ring" one, as hard as that is to believe.

A few weeks ago, we asked fans of The Walking Dead to don your finest zombie attire, hit the streets like a pack of flesh-hungry walkers, and then capture the gory details via Instagram.

California Representative Brad Sherman (D-Sherman Oaks) was at this candidate forum at Pierce College last night and he got all up in Rep. Howard L. Berman's (D-Valley Village) grill like Tyson at a pre-fight press conference and put an arm around him in that fake "I'm a bully acting like I'm your friend" move and he was all, "Do you wanna get into this? You wanna get into this?" And Rep. Berman was all, "This guy."

Have you noticed that all your Frosted Mini Wheats have been tasting really rusty lately and that any time you eat a bowl your tongue gets sliced to ribbons and your mouth fills up with blood? Nothing new there but, in an odd coincidence, the Kellogg Company has issued a voluntary recall of 2.8 million boxes of frosted and unfrosted Mini-Wheats, due to "the possible presence of fragments of flexible metal mesh from a faulty manufacturing plant" in the cereal.

A "verbal dispute" of an unspecified nature between a Cleveland Greater Regional Transit Authority bus driver and a young female passenger escalates in a hurry to brutal physical contact in footage captured by another commuter and uploaded to World Star Hip Hop.

Well, oh boy, everyone turn on your televisions, they've announced the Nobel Peace Prize. Silence, please. And the winner is: "The European Union." Man, the Nobel Peace Prize has really "jumped the snark."

Acknowledging her own Internet meme and then one-upping it with a good-natured joke? If this tweet doesn't guarantee Jessica Biel an Oscar, then the academy is dead to me.

Leaving her family matters behind on Long Island, Lindsay Lohan sought to get as far away as possible (within the continental United States), and jumped on the first (and only?) invitation in her inbox: A Beverly Hills launch party for Mr. Pink Ginseng Drink.

Between the LOLs, the memes, the animated GIFs, and the parody Twitter accounts, there was plenty Internet to go around during last night's one-and-done vice-presidential debate.

Sorry Beliebers and Beliebettes, there's no Justin Bieber sex tape. Not even a measly dick pic either.

According to Twitter, the vice presidential debate was entirely more lively than the first presidential debate. According to Joe Biden, the vice presidential debate was very funny—nay, hilarious. The current VP chuckled almost every time Paul Ryan opened his mouth. But who can blame him when Ryan changed his mind at least three times over the course of the debate, still could not produce numbers to back up his tax plan, and basically said that his reason for wanting to outlaw abortion is that his daughter once looked like a bean? Seriously.

Pringles, a potato-based snack that does not actually self-identify as a "potato chip," has recently announced that they will be introducing new "holiday flavors" to the Pringle family. The new flavors? "Pumpkin Pie Spice," "Cinnamon and Sugar," and "White Chocolate Peppermint." Why? God only knows.

The 2012 vice presidential debate begins at 9 p.m. How drunk will Joe Biden be? How drunk will we be? How many push-ups will Paul Ryan do? How many very direct analogies to pornography or guitar solos can an event like this inspire? Join us here for a liveblog with my esteemed colleague Drew Magary.