Jersey Shore Cast Trying Their Best To Help Out Hurricane Relief Efforts
MTanzer · 11/01/12 10:03PMWatch this Video Compilation of Misheard Song Lyrics
MTanzer · 11/01/12 08:57PM
Take a brief pause from your nighttime Sandy obsession and watch this video compilation of misheard song lyrics.
Storm Ravaged Staten Island Is Really Mad That the Marathon Is Still Happening
MTanzer · 11/01/12 08:34PM
In the aftermath of this weekend’s storm, few places have been hit worse than Staten Island. Anderson Cooper said on tonight’s AC 360 that Staten Island “hasn’t got the attention it should have in the last few days” and focused most of his show on the now-found bodies of two Staten Island children who were lost in the storm.
President Obama, You Have the Wrong Number
MTanzer · 11/01/12 07:53PMOprah's Favorite Things List Has Seen Better Days
MTanzer · 11/01/12 07:29PM
November is finally here, which means Christmas, which lasts from November to January, is here too. Oprah released her Favorite Things list today, right on time for the premature holiday season. Unfortunately, this year’s splattering of ritzy items that our brokeass family would never buy for us pales in comparison to lists of years past.
Did Comcast Really Ask A Sandy Evacuee For Her Cable Box Back?
MTanzer · 11/01/12 06:33PMA Bike Tour Through Blackout Manhattan; Or, How to Get the Corner Booth at The Spotted Pig
Emma Carmichael · 11/01/12 05:52PM
Last night I left my warm, powered apartment in Fort Greene, Brooklyn, and biked over the Brooklyn Bridge into lower Manhattan with two friends. It was the most perverse kind of adjusted New Yorker tourism: leave behind your quaint Brooklyn neighborhood, with unlimited burrata and cold craft beers, to see the blacked-out skyscrapers of Wall Street in the dark. But we were getting antsy-my muscles may be atrophying by now, I think-and we wanted to see it for ourselves.
The Luckiest Meh: A Williamsburg Sandy Experience
Rich Juzwiak · 11/01/12 05:34PM
Last night at Williamsburg’s most popular gay bar, the Metropolitan, it barely felt like Halloween. It was packed with guys who weren’t in costume. Those who were dressed up mostly came as women - some woman, any woman - which they probably don’t need Halloween as an excuse to do. The music was normal, barely spooky. Siouxsie & the Banshees’ “Peek a Boo” bled into a key-clashing mash-up of Madonna’s “Holiday” and Kelis’ “Milkshake.” I did hear “Thriller,” the sound of the season, as I headed outside into weather that was a little too warm, but perfectly crisp for Oct. 31.
Fox News: 'Bloomberg Backs Romney,' Even Though He Didn't
MTanzer · 11/01/12 05:32PMNeighbor: New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez Screwed a Different Young Lady Every Night, Loudly
John Cook · 11/01/12 04:36PM
New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez is the subject of a recent, much-hyped Daily Caller report alleging that he takes "sex trips" to the Dominican Republic, where at least two women say they were paid to have sex with him. Considering the fact the Daily Caller is a perverse joke run by a ruined prodigy, this may or may not be true. What is true, according to someone who was unfortunate enough to live in the unit below Menendez's Washington, D.C., apartment, is that he would bring home a different young, attractive lady almost every night, put on a little jazz, and fuck loudly until 3 a.m.
Hitting Up Your Boss to Pay for Your Town Car, Quitting Your Job Because He Can’t Afford To, and Other Questionable Advice
Caity Weaver · 11/01/12 04:26PMResearchers Scientifically Determine Top-Ten Worst Holiday Songs
Adrian Chen · 11/01/12 04:00PMManhattan's Impending Uptown-Downtown Civil War: Who Will Win?
Gawker Staff · 11/01/12 03:41PM
Manhattan is a city divided by power: uptown thrives and strengthens on electricity and wifi and artisanal cheese, while downtown grows meaner and leaner with each passing day in the dark. There are 1.6 million coexisting on 23 square miles with a clear, dangerous divide between them, and power likely won't return until the weekend. The center cannot hold. Chaos is imminent. And so we ask: Who will win the inevitable Uptown-Down Civil War of 2012?
Madison Square Garden Company Strong-Arms Employees Into Using Vacation Days Post-Sandy
Cord Jefferson · 11/01/12 02:35PM
Madison Square Garden is a name so synonymous with New York City greatness and success that artists and athletes who perform there have a tendency to call it "the main stage of the world" and "a mecca." So how does Madison Square Garden treat its New York City employees, who have helped sustain its grandness, when they're down and out? By demanding they get back to work, of course.
Ambler Man: 8 Tips For Tending to a Glamorous Drug Addict After Hurricane Sandy
A.J. Daulerio · 11/01/12 02:00PM
1. Be ready to explain to your Glamorous Drug Addict that the storm is really bad and that even though it looks like just a little rain, their life will be upended for a significant amount of time. Most Glamorous Drug Addicts usually don't pay attention to these sort of potentially cataclysmic events unless a tree falls on top of them. And, yes, they probably should have closed their windows before they left their apartment, but, no, it's probably not worth driving over the bridge to shut them because most of the other vehicles in the East Village appear to be underwater. Wait for them to process this information and brace for the temporary stress it has caused.
Hurricane Sandy Affected Everyone In Different Ways; Amanda Bynes Stood Naked in a Tanning Salon Lobby
Caity Weaver · 11/01/12 01:49PMLocal Dad Calls to Check In On Daughter in NYC: The Best Small Town News Coverage of Hurricane Sandy
Caity Weaver · 11/01/12 12:07PMGawker · 11/01/12 12:06PM
Newark Mayor Cory Booker Continues to Be the Coolest Politician Around
Gawker · 11/01/12 12:02PM
Newark Mayor Cory Booker, who has spent the past several days working to clean up his Hurricane Sandy-damaged city, continues to be the coolest politician around. A lot of people think Barack Obama is cool because he exchanges Christmas cards with Beyoncé and plays basketball. And, relative to the staid, ancient, racist, sexist country club members who tend to populate U.S. politics, that is pretty cool! But as an individual case, President Obama is not cool-he is just not the kind of dusty old asshole we've come to expect from politics. (My colleagues Max Read and Mobutu Sese Seko have done a nice job of explaining this further here.)







