Jason Sudeikis Still Doesn't Know Whether He Will Return to SNL

Maggie Lange · 05/24/13 11:50AM

When asked on hardball investigative show the View whether he would return to Saturday Night Live in the fall, Jason Sudeikis tried to evade the question. Eventually he cracked under all the pressure and answered that he has no idea whether he will return to play the show's resident normal Dad, Devil, Joe Biden, A-Hole, overzealous backup dancer, or DJ Supersoak. But it sounds like he's got lots of other options.

It's Cool; Amanda Bynes Just Told a Judge Her Bong Was 'a Vase'

Caity Weaver · 05/24/13 11:25AM

The New York Post just released this image of America's Darkest Timeline Amanda Bynes, taken in court earlier today. TMZ reports that Bynes told a judge the (alleged) bong she threw out of her window last night was "just a vase." The judge scheduled Bynes' court date for July and released her into a taxi and her gray New York life.

Maggie Lange · 05/24/13 10:57AM

Rocky Horror Picture Show icon Tim Curry, 67, is currently recovering from a major stroke he suffered Thursday night. His agent reports that he is "doing great" and is "in great humor."

McDonald's CEO in Feisty Racial Exploitation Accusation Exchange

Hamilton Nolan · 05/24/13 10:52AM

Annual shareholder meetings are the one time when activists traditionally get a chance to berate corporate executives directly, trying to goad them into exchanges. And hey, McDonald's had a pretty decent one yesterday. Featuring racism charges!

Goodbye and Good Riddance, The Hangover

Rich Juzwiak · 05/24/13 10:20AM

In my experience, the Hangover movies are mildly amusing when they aren't despicable. They are founded on a clever premise (retracing the steps of the blackout night before). They relish the joy and profound weirdness that stupidity can produce. They touch on relevant cultural practices and obsessions like eternal adolescence, bro culture, the mispronunciation of words and asshole-spotting.

And Now Here's a Lion Getting Its Teeth Cleaned by a Dachshund

Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/24/13 09:45AM

This video of a dachshund dentist and its big kitty client comes with absolutely no context, but one thing is abundantly clear: This is by far the cutest cleaning symbiosis in the Animal Kingdom (suck it, hippos and oxpeckers).

Here Is Celine Dion Dancing to Daft Punk's "Get Lucky"

Rich Juzwiak · 05/24/13 09:37AM

Don't get too excited — this is a mash-up of footage from a concert in which Celine Dion did her best Limber Louie impression to a cover of the Bee Gees' "Stayin' Alive," with the audio swapped out for "Get Lucky." But the synching is flawless. And those moves!

Mariah Carey Said "Shit" on GMA, and Her Dress Broke

Rich Juzwiak · 05/24/13 09:09AM

Exhaustion works like heavy drugs on Mariah Carey, which is to say hashtag-beautifully, as anyone witness to her Glitter-era breakdown or Home Shopping Network rambling knows. She performed today in Central Park for Good Morning America's concert series, and the gig forced her to wake up early. "I wake up at this hour," she explained. "I don't mean I wake up, I mean I go to sleep. It's kinda the same thing for me." Indeed. Me too in that this morning I sprang out of bed, turned on my TV and felt like I was dreaming.