Cord Jefferson · 06/07/13 12:50PM

Andrew Rosenthal, New York Times editorial page editor, says he sees nothing wrong with changing yesterday's Obama-NSA editorial to soften a sentence that originally read, "The administration has now lost all credibility." "We didn’t soften it one iota from its original intent," Rosenthal told the Times' public editor.

Hamilton Nolan · 06/07/13 12:23PM

It's not just one awful cartoonist taking a buyout: the New York Post is laying off 13 employees.

Watch Cate Blanchett Elegantly Go Nuts in Woody Allen's Blue Jasmine

Maggie Lange · 06/07/13 12:10PM

Here's the trailer for Woody Allen's latest commentary on stylish neuroses—Blue Jasmine. Alec Baldwin is some sort of gift-giving swindler and Cate Blanchett is a woman suffering a nervous breakdown in a Chanel suit, using a Stoli bottle as a gavel. Oh and Louis C.K. shows up at the 1:22 mark! Enjoy.

"Turn the Camera Off" and Other Found-Footage Cliches: A Supercut

Rich Juzwiak · 06/07/13 12:02PM

Today sees the video-on-demand release of V/H/S/2, a sequel to last year's horror anthology. I really enjoyed this new entry (especially the bonkers short about the cult) when I caught it at the Tribeca Film Festival. It's an inventive entry in the found-footage horror, the rampant and cheaply made subgenere in which a character or characters in the film are filming the action we're watching (Paranormal Activity, the only blockbuster horror franchise standing, is an example of this format). As a result, the camera is part of the story and as a result of that, other characters frequently comment on it, at some point telling the operator to put it down or turn it off. From the found-footage grandaddy, 1980's Cannibal Holocaust, t0 the hit indie really responsible for igniting this trend, 1999's The Blair Witch Project, through virtually every other movie within the subgenre, there is at least one person threatening to subvert the format.

New Diet Drugs Still Not as Good as Pushups

Hamilton Nolan · 06/07/13 11:32AM

Today marks the arrival of two new prescription drugs designed to help Americans lose weight. For hundreds of dollars per month, clinically obese Americans will be able to purchase cutting-edge chemistry that is less effective than just taking long walks sometimes.

Bottoms Up! Here's to the End of Sean Delonas

Tom Scocca · 06/07/13 10:46AM

Sean Delonas, the New York Post's Page Six cartoonist, announced yesterday that he is taking a buyout, ending his 23-year run as the newspaper's mean, mediocre, gibbering id. His work was a mix of the conventional (flitting homos lusting for sheep, filthy hairy terrorists rooting for Democrats) and the inexplicable (flyblown angels in heaven)—crude and cruddy, appalling yet predictable. Like the Post as a whole, he specialized in punching down, while pretending to be punching up. Though he spanned eras, his hostility, sadism, and contempt were the essential tone of Giuliani Time. We can offer no better farewell than this cartoon, by Jim Cooke, depicting Delonas enjoying his retirement.

News Anchor Suffers Mysterious Nosebleed During Live Broadcast

Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/07/13 10:33AM

French-Canadian news anchor Alexis de Lancer suffered some technical difficulties during a recent live broadcast on the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation-owned news channel RDI when his nose suddenly started to bleed as he was in the process of signing off.

Gay Couple Files Discrimination Complaint Against Colorado Bakery

Taylor Berman · 06/06/13 10:50PM

A gay couple recently married in Massachusetts filed a discrimination complaint against a Colorado bakery that refused to make them a wedding cake for their reception. The owner of the bakery cited his Christian beliefs when he refused the couple's business.