Some advice: If you decide to spike your high school cafeteria's stash of marinara with hot sauce, make sure the hot sauce isn't the same strength as US law-enforcement-grade pepper spray. Unfortunately for the cafeteria staff at Chicago's Highland Park High School, that's just what one student decided to do during an ill-fated prank last month.
Russian President Vladimir Putin and his wife Lyudmila are calling it quits after 30 years of marriage. In a totally normal move, the couple announced their divorce on Russian state television after attending the ballet together. It was their first public appearance together since Putin's third inauguration in May 2012.
Navenna Shine of Seattle is planning to livestream her own death.
You thought it was hard babysitting Justin Bieber before, back when he was putting your hand in warm water when you fell asleep on the couch and ditching his monkeys in foreign prisons full of blondes—well, just you try babysitting Justin Bieber now, now that he lives in SPACE, address 1 Milky Way Place.
A man who woke up from rhinoplasty without his nose is suing the Oklahoma doctor responsible.
When desire is gone. When self has expired. When ego is stripped away. Then, there is only: The Groove.
It turns out not even an honest-to-goodness Princess can successfully pull off the "don't you know who I am" line in order to get out of a traffic ticket.
All the bad gals are excited for this month's release of Sofia Coppola's based-on-real-events movie The Bling Ring, about a gang of Lip Smacker-sticky teens robbing the homes of celebrities. One bad gal who is not so excited? Paris Hilton.
Besides forcing young college graduates into a decades-long penurious existence as veritable indentured servants to institutions of higher learning, there's another downside to our nation's $1 trillion student debt: it's stopping young people from starting business. Businesses! The lifeblood of Republicanism!
