Mitt Romney is really doing this, I guess. And it’s all for nothing. Sad!

It’s day three of the Bollea v. Gawker Media jury trial in St. Petersburg, Fla. and, as always, it’s streaming live.

Ted Cruz makes it seven wins with his victory in the Republican presidential primary in Idaho. That is, of course, seven more friends than Ted Cruz has ever had.

After a very close race, Bernie Sanders has pulled out his biggest win yet in what continues to be an unexpectedly difficult primary season for Hillary Clinton, who had led in the polls in Michigan before Tuesday.

In a characteristically rambling speech on Tuesday, Donald Trump accused Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz of coordinating with the super PACs supporting their candidacies: “They talk to their super PACs. They’re not supposed to, but that’s the way life works.”

Donald Trump took time out of his hour-long QVC segment Tuesday to mock an NBC reporter who asked what parents should tell their kids about the language he uses.

On Tuesday, CNN reports, the suspect in the shooting of an Idaho pastor who appeared with Ted Cruz over the weekend was taken into custody outside the White House. Apparently, he had thrown “suspicious objects” over the south fence.

While Mitt Romney’s bad speech last week may have helped Donald Trump in the polls, it certainly seemed to have gotten under the Republican frontrunner’s skin.

The race is still too close to call for Hillary or Bernie in the Michigan Democratic primary, where Donald Trump earlier tonight cruised to an easy win.

Donald Trump, purveyor of mediocre meats, is projected to win the Republican primaries in Mississippi and Michigan.

The Associated Press has projected Hillary Clinton to win the Democratic primary in Mississippi. According to exit polls, Clinton won nearly 9 out of 10 black voters.

Tonight, there is a pile of meat sitting next to the stage from which Donald Trump will address his supporters following the Republican primaries. The exact provenance and purpose of the steaks is unclear at this time, although Trump aides are telling reporters that they are Trump Steaks.

On Tuesday, investigators concluded that Oregon State Police officers acted appropriately in the January 26 shooting death of armed Malheur wildlife refuge occupier LaVoy Finicum. According to the New York Times, however, FBI agents are being investigated for not disclosing the fact that they also fired upon Finicum.

What we have here is some footage of a good boy such a good boy who’s my sweet little puppy boy yes you are who made his way into a Donald Trump rally in Florida over the weekend. The owner of this little pupperoo tried to make him raise his right paw and take the creepy Trump loyalty oath, but the pupperoo wasn’t having it.

Oh, brother. In a post titled “Why I’m moving to the place I called “America’s worst place to live,” on the Washington Post WonkBlog, Christopher Ingraham writes about leaving the hellish Beltway area for a quiet, commute-less life in rural Minnesota. Good for him! Kind of.

Animal legs! Weather extremes! Planet surfaces! Astronaut man! Dark things! Bee teams! Bio touch! And liquids that may or may not be of benefit to one and all! It’s your periodic Science Watch, where we watch science—without ever touching the ground!

Exactly one week—one week!—from today, Kristin Cavallari’s debut book Balancing in Heels hits shelves. Should you buy it for a baby?

A Baltimore police officer who slit the throat of a dog that was tethered at the time will receive $45,000 in back pay for the months he spent suspended after the incident, the Baltimore Sun reports. Previously, Officer Jeffrey G. Bolger was acquitted on charges of animal cruelty.

Since its founding, TechCrunch has maintained (and enjoyed) a close relationship with the industry it covers. They’re rarely bothered by how this “looks,” as could be seen today, with their proud announcement that one of their new contributors will also continue to work for one of the largest technology companies in the world.