Rich Juzwiak · 07/23/13 10:26AM

After being found near a fire she started in someone's driveway, Amanda Bynes has been hospitalized on a 5150 hold. That's an involuntary admission for mental-health evaluation. Things are either looking up or way down for her, as usual.

Families Are Doing College on the Cheap

Hamilton Nolan · 07/23/13 09:58AM

A big new annual survey on how Americans pay for college is out today, and the trend lines are clear: families are finding ways to kick in less for school, and nobody's bearing the brunt of the trend more than black students.

Hamilton Nolan · 07/23/13 08:56AM

Is the universe made up not of particles or fields, but of "bundles of properties, such as color and shape?" Uh, maybe.

Kids of the Future Will Be Denied Sweet Taco Bell Memories

Hamilton Nolan · 07/23/13 08:37AM

There are some things that make you reminisce wistfully on your own childhood and realize, "yeah, things were better back then." Like today's so-called "music." Or today's so-called "fashion." Or when Taco Bell announces they're ending their kids meals.

When Can We See the Royal Baby?

Max Read · 07/23/13 07:21AM

Where is the Royal Baby? The tiny heir to the British throne has been born (we're told!) but remains in the Lido Wing of St. Mary's Hospital with his parents—though he may make an appearance today.

I Saw the Full Kanye HBO Pilot and It Is Incredible

Sam Biddle · 07/22/13 10:41PM

An apology is in order: Kanye West's ill-fated Curb You Enthusiasm clone isn't horrible. Tonight the full, half-hour version, once feared lost to history, was screened before a small audience. It was one of the most batshit crazy, wonderful pieces of television you can't imagine.

Subway ‘Sandwich Artist’ Puts Penis on Bread, Posts Pic on Instagram

Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/22/13 06:15PM

You'd think that, with the recent rash of news stories covering fast food employees getting canned for posting photos of themselves mishandling food to their social media accounts, other restaurant industry workers would arrive at the conclusion that following in their footsteps would be a bad move on their part.

Extremely Slippery Thong Advocate Arrested at Public Pool

Caity Weaver · 07/22/13 06:00PM

A very shiny lady in a thong bathing suit was arrested at a Manhattan public pool last week after getting into a tangle with police officers who asked her to stop sexy-dancing on a railing in the deep end, NYC Park Advocates reports. You can and should read a vividly rendered account of the debacle, which reportedly climaxed with her rolling around on the ground as officers slipped and slid off her heavily sunblocked body, here. (Scroll down to "Highbridge Pool".)

Cord Jefferson · 07/22/13 05:58PM

Bookmaking agency Paddy Power currently has "George" and "James" as the favorite bets for the royal baby's name. Meanwhile, "Wayne"—as in "King Wayne"—is trailing the pack at 250/1.