There's nothing wrong with wanting to show your spouse that your love for them burns as brightly as it did on the day your eyes first met. There's plenty wrong with wanting to show it by having sex in a public park while your young son hovers restlessly nearby.

Fab Morvan, the member of Milli Vanilli who didn't kill himself in 1998, appeared on last night's episode of Oprah: Where Are They Now? He was drawn to Holland "on a fashion project" and now lives there. His current musical project is called Fabulous Addiction. It involves him singing (actually singing) over generic EDM (that's "electronic dance music" if you didn't know, and if you didn't know, Morvan will tell you). He makes a good case for lip-synching.

The field of academic philosophy is plagued by sexism, like most institutions in America. Now, a high profile philosophy sex scandal reveals the most dangerous part of this situation: the ability to turn a salacious sex scandal into an impenetrable philosophical argument.

In a secret intelligence project seen as "more troubling" than the NSA's far-reaching data-mining operations, the DEA has been passing along to other law-enforcement agencies "information from intelligence intercepts, wiretaps, informants and a massive database of telephone records"—and instructing the agencies to lie about where they got it.

An Orange County sheriff's deputy stands accused of surreptitiously pepper spraying a teenager's pizza during a routine traffic stop last year.

Above is the too-fast-to-read disclaimer that flashed onscreen during the final moments of Megalodon: The Monster Shark Lives, the two-hour mockumentary that opened the Discovery Channel's 26th Shark Week last night. The full text reads:

As if you needed additional proof that dogs are the best, one couple is crediting their pets with helping them find true love.

The dessicated, online-only husk of what was once a big magazine called Newsweek has finally been sold off (despite our explicit instructions not to buy it). For editor Tina Brown, it marks the end of a humiliating career defeat. Newsweek's downfall exposed all of Tina Brown's weaknesses, and won't hurt her a bit.

Mumford & Sons yesterday released the music video for "Hopeless Wanderer," the latest single off their second studio album Babel, and it has everything you could ever want in a music video: Jason Sudeikis, Jason Bateman, Will Forte and Ed Helms.

It's bad enough when someone hands you a water bottle to open and you fail to perform the seemingly simple task.

Want to see what's so great about Sydney Leathers' naked bits that Anthony Weiner felt compelled to annihilate his political prospects over them?

Prompted by intercepted "chatter" of terrorist attacks by Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, U.S. embassies across the Middle East and North Africa will be shut down through August 10—an extension of yesterday's previously announced closure and a global travel alert from the State Department.

The Bloodhound Gang made news for the first time ever last week during a performance in Ukraine. After respectfully praising the Ukrainian flag, the group's bassist, Jared Hasselhoff, placed a Russian flag in his pants, rubbed it on his ass, and said to the approving crowd, “Don't tell Putin.”

Last week, The Brewer's Cabinet, a restaurant in Reno, Nevada, filed a police report after a patron left without paying his bill. Not satisfied with the police report, the restaurant also posted a picture of the man to the company's Facebook page, hoping to warn other local businesses. The post went viral, gathering hundreds of shares and likes, and at least three other local restaurants confirmed that the same man owed them money.

An Ohio man on death row was found hanged in his cell on Sunday, just three days before his scheduled execution.

2 Guns was the top movie this weekend, with a somewhat disappointing $27.4 million. The Smurfs 2, the other major debut last week, also underperformed, grossing just $18.5 million.

A first-year NYPD police officer shot and killed an allegedly armed 14-year-old boy Sunday morning in the Bronx. According to police, 14-year-old Shaaliver Douse was killed after he pointed his handgun at the officer and his partner.

A federal judge ruled Friday that an Iowa company can't just start slaughtering horses like it's 2011 and "Luck" is back in production, because that dead horse joke hasn't been beaten enough, amirite?

BBC just announced that Scottish actor Peter Capaldi will become the twelfth Doctor Who to step into the TARDIS. The news isn't entirely surprising — fans were so certain it would be Capaldi that bookies even had to suspend bets last night.