"We just made it up, red-necking it, I guess," Larry Snyder of Federal Way, Washington, told KING 5 News, referring to his homemade zip-line.

Clapping for the Wrong Reasons, a short film written and produced by Donald Glover, is 24 minutes and 46 seconds of mysterious, confusing and cryptic visual non-sequiturs. Some feel it's absurd, eccentric to say the least, vague, or bizarre. And finally, some just have no idea "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON."

Kim Kardashian, who emerged from the womb of seclusion this for the first time after renting her own womb out to a demigod and future rich kid of Instagram, is mad at Katie Couric. She just Instagrammed this shot of Couric's baby gift to Kardashian and everyone's favorite god:

When Amy Wellman got yet another call from an advance fee scammer asking her for a bank account number in order to route a large sum of money with no strings attached she didn't get mad, she got out her camera and recorded herself messing with the telemarketer's mind.

One rather progressive praise team is ironically going viral on Facebook after declaring Holy War against the scourge of Facebook oversharing with a praise and worship song called "Keep Yo Business Off of Facebook."

Spike Lee's vague film project about "human beings who are addicted to blood" has exceeded its $1,250,000 Kickstarter goal. Excellent, now let's resume feeding the hungry children.

The New York Times brings us an unusual update on America's growing acceptance of home-cooked roadkill. Earlier this year, Montana's state legislation passed HB 247, the "Roadkill Bill," a measure that allows people to scrape up a car-killed carcass—specifically antelope, deer, elk and moose—and eat the meat for dinner, provided they present the corpse to a peace officer within 24 hours of the animal's death.

Soda is a nutritious beverage that will aid your physical health with all sorts of micro-probiotic-raw-superfood wellness, said no one. It's not good thing to put in your body and we all know that. Soda's effect on the mind and behavior has not been so frequently observed. Now, a study in the Journal of Pediatrics connects drinking too much soda to behavioral problems and violence in young kids.

Gay MSNBC host Thomas Roberts revealed today that a pair of powerful GOP leaders just swooned over his engagement and marriage to Patrick Abner. Reince Priebus and Sean Spicer, the chairman and chief spokesman of the Republican National Committee, cheerfully congratulated Roberts in 2011 and 2012, just as the GOP cheerfully touted its aversion to gay people.

More thoughts on PandoDaily's rage eruption: "[N]o one is 'shocked.' People are actually just saying, 'can you believe what a prick this guy is?' That inability to discern between puritanical umbrage at a teller-of-bold-truths and the normal reaction to a repellent personality is just one of the blind spots you develop when you imagine yourself swaggering about in 'the major leagues.'”

When all the doors popped open in the maximum-security wing of a Miami prison in June, it was supposedly a computer error. But surveillance video obtained by the Miami Herald showed a group of inmates immediately setting out of their cells on a coordinated attempt to stab an imprisoned gang leader, as if they had planned for the security system to fail when it did. Wired looks into the possibility that the near-miss shanking opportunity was created by a successful hack.

The deal was almost too good to be true: Pay professional stuntwomen/actresses Jessie Graff and Tree O'Toole just $2,800, and they will gladly pretend to beat the crap out of each other for a live-action parody of the "Epic Chicken Fight" from Family Guy.

Results from a recent study from researchers at the University of Utah indicate that there is no evidence to support the theory that some people are "right-brained," while others are "left-brained," giving you one less easy way to dismiss someone's peculiar personality.

A Kansas City man picked up his gun early yesterday morning, headed down to the parking lot outside the Overland Park Police Station, and shot himself. A short while later his website went live.

Hannah Anderson, the 16-year-old who was recovered from her alleged abductor James DiMaggio on Saturday after a multi-state manhunt from California to Idaho ended in a shootout and DiMaggio's death, made her first appearance in public since her rescue.

Here it is: Your definitive, irrefutable video evidence that the herds of sheep out there are just looking for a cause to rally around, and that cause could literally be absolutely anything, even random sentences.

Two days after 638 people were killed in a series of crackdowns on legitimist sit-ins, the Muslim Brotherhood is calling for a "Day of Rage" across Egypt.

The New York Observer is reporting that Anthony Weiner had a “previously undisclosed” relationship with a congressional aide before he married his wife. During a phone call with the paper's editor, Barbara Morgan, Weiner's top-notch spokeswoman, inadvertently confirmed Weiner's “personal relationship” with the woman.

According to internal audits and top-secret documents, the National Security Agency has violated privacy rules thousands of times each year since 2008, when Congress granted the agency increased powers. The documents were provided to the Washington Post earlier this summer by Edward Snowden.

A longtime assistant to artist Jasper Johns was arrested Wednesday morning and charged with stealing Johns' artwork. According to federal prosecutors, James Meyer, who worked for Johns for 27 years, took at least 22 unfinished pieces of art from Johns' Connecticut workspace between September 2006 and February 2012, and sold them to a Manhattan art gallery for $6.5 million, $3.4 million of which went to Meyer.