How do you warn people that the flooding situation is really dangerous around Boulder, Colorado? A forecaster for the National Weather Service used some good old Bible terror in this morning's Denver/Boulder update. Is this modern-day Noah collecting raccoons and deer and stray pit bulls, right now?

The world's thinnest glass is just two atoms thick. You can't use it for shit.

Now that Tina Brown is out at the Daily Beast, reports are that Barry Diller may be interested in selling the Beast, a famously money-losing property.

If you haven't been paying attention to the saga of hip-hop DJ Mister Cee's sex with men who dress like women, this quote from Cee will help catch you up:

In diametrical opposition to the pizza-for-titties initiative at Drew's Pizzeria, one small-town pizza joint in New Hampshire is offering its young customers the chance to earn free slices with school work and good grades.

Police in California say a local McDonald's manager has confessed to robbing two McDonald's restaurants at gunpoint — including his very own branch.

Omar Hammami, the Alabama-born Jihadi who live-tweeted an assassination attempt in April, was killed in a gun battle in Somalia on Thursday, reportedly by members of his former terrorist group.

Five years ago, the world economy melted down. About four and a half years ago, an outcry began in earnest for the SEC to track down and bring cases against the people and institutions responsible for the meltdown. How's that going?

Conservative writers are very upset that The New York Times published an op-ed by Russian President Vladimir Putin calling for the U.S. to halt any plans to strike Syria. “It looks like those pro-Assad Syrians didn’t need to hack the New York Times website after all,” National Review columnist Charles C.W. Cooke tweeted. “They could have just asked nicely.” Commentary editor John Podhoretz mused this morning: “So it’s LITERALLY Pravda-on-the-Hudson.”

The so-called "salt shaker prank" is fairly well established in the canon of practical jokes aimed at duping victims into mimicking the motion typically associated with oral sex.

Two of the Russian photographers who illegally scaled the Great Pyramid of Giza back in March (scroll down for the photos) have taken their what-the-hell-do-they-think-they're-doing act on the road—to Europe!

"Acupuncture started as a procedure for horses, according to Dr. Marc Siebert at the Lower East Side Animal Hospital, so there’s no reason not to be using it on dogs now."

As a 25-year-old working at Dayton, Ohio's WDTN-TV in 1995, Julie Chen wanted to anchor the news on air. BUT FIRST, she had to look less Chinese and more white, according to both her boss and her agent. And so, as she revealed on yesterday's episode of The Talk, she got plastic surgery all over her face. See above.

Washington DC Mayor Vincent Gray vetoed a bill Thursday that would require large retailers, like Wal-Mart, to pay their employees a “living wage” of at least $12.50 an hour. Last month, Wal-Mart said it would walk away from plans to build at least three stores in the District if the bill was passed.

University of Alabama paper The Crimson White does a deep dive into the school's problem of white sororities banning black members. It turns out many of the sorority girls want to desegregate their chapters, but alumnae override them or threaten to cut financial support if a black recruit is admitted.

Scott Mackintosh readily admits that he is "a bit protective" of his four daughters and three sons, but says it comes with the territory of being a dad.

Four members of the Walton family, heirs to Sam Walton's Wal-Mart fortune, are collectively worth more than $100 billion— more wealth than the entire bottom 40% of Americans. They are doing everything in their power not to give up a penny more than they have to.

Retired Army General Wesley Clark, “dressed in a sharp white button-down and khaki pants,” went clubbing on Tuesday in Manhattan’s Meatpacking District — without his new shopping startup girlfriend Shauna Mei. The youthful 68-year-old was last spotted at Burning Man.

A real-life Lassie story unfolded in South Carolina earlier this year when a dog alerted its owners to the possibility that their infant son was being physically abused by his babysitter.

Officials expect thousands of fish to die after a leak in Honolulu's molasses pipeline dumped more than 233,000 gallons of the sugary substance into the city's harbor on Monday. The spill has already killed hundreds of fish and other marine life in the harbor, and environmental experts predict it will soon spread to nearby reefs.