Pussy Riot Member Hunger Striking Over Brutal Prison Conditions

Cord Jefferson · 09/23/13 01:32PM

Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, one of the two Pussy Riot members still in a Russian prison for the crime of "hooliganism motivated by religious hatred," is on hunger strike starting today in order to protest her living conditions. In a lengthy open letter to the Guardian explaining her strike, Tolokonnikova claims that the first year in her two-year sentence has been hellish, beginning with the head administrator of her penal colony telling her upon arrival: "You should know that when it comes to politics, I am a Stalinist."

Oprah: I Was Never Going to Jerk Off Near SeaWorld

Caity Weaver · 09/23/13 11:37AM

Oprah Winfrey, a minor deity whose whole schtick is that you are a frantic, unwashed mess and she's going to give you a pair of really comfy bedroom slippers until you feel better, has confirmed rumors that she nearly had a nervous breakdown last year.

Egypt Bans Muslim Brotherhood

Taylor Berman · 09/23/13 10:25AM

On Monday, an Egyptian court issued a ruling that banned the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt. The Cairo Court for Urgent Matters applied the ruling to the Islamist group's non-governmental group, its recently formed political party, and any groups affiliated with or receiving financial support from the organization.

The Weirdest Thing You Can Do With a Cam Girl

Hamilton Nolan · 09/23/13 10:22AM

Women who perform live sex shows for money on the internet have certainly done a lot of kinky things. But we've never heard of a more bizarre offer than this.

J.K. Trotter · 09/23/13 09:42AM

Texas Senator Ted Cruz, the Princeton graduate, Obamacare-hater, and self-fashioned class warrior, apparently refused to study with students who graduated from the “minor Ivies”—Brown, Penn, Columbia and so forth—when attending Harvard Law School in the nineties. We’re assuming Cruz simply spat upon Williams alumni.