Pussy Riot Member Hunger Striking Over Brutal Prison Conditions
Cord Jefferson · 09/23/13 01:32PM
Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, one of the two Pussy Riot members still in a Russian prison for the crime of "hooliganism motivated by religious hatred," is on hunger strike starting today in order to protest her living conditions. In a lengthy open letter to the Guardian explaining her strike, Tolokonnikova claims that the first year in her two-year sentence has been hellish, beginning with the head administrator of her penal colony telling her upon arrival: "You should know that when it comes to politics, I am a Stalinist."
How I Sold the Year's Most Violent Video Game to Small Children
Max Read · 09/23/13 11:56AM
Grand Theft Auto V—the year's most anticipated, and most controversial, video game—is such a huge hit it "could be a nontrivial contributor to the U.S. gross domestic product." But it's a huge hit in part because parents are buying it for kids too young to understand—as one video-game clerk explains.
Most Americans Will Be Able to Spend $0 Per Year in Retirement
Hamilton Nolan · 09/23/13 11:44AMOprah: I Was Never Going to Jerk Off Near SeaWorld
Caity Weaver · 09/23/13 11:37AMHaunted House Invites Guests to Take the 'Naked and Scared Challenge'
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/23/13 11:20AMThis Locomotive Is Taking a Rocketship To the Launchpad
Ken Layne · 09/23/13 11:10AMWhen Fascism Comes to America, It Will Come Through TheChive.com
Max Read · 09/23/13 10:36AM"The cult of Putin in America," Marin Cogan writes at National Journal, "probably has its strongest hold on the readers of ostensibly apolitical humor sites that target young men, such as Cracked and theChive." If you want a picture of the future, imagine a theChive t-shirt stamping on a human face—forever.
Pub Owner Publicly Shames Dirty Patron After Nasty Yelp Review
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/23/13 10:34AMEgypt Bans Muslim Brotherhood
Taylor Berman · 09/23/13 10:25AM
On Monday, an Egyptian court issued a ruling that banned the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt. The Cairo Court for Urgent Matters applied the ruling to the Islamist group's non-governmental group, its recently formed political party, and any groups affiliated with or receiving financial support from the organization.
The Weirdest Thing You Can Do With a Cam Girl
Hamilton Nolan · 09/23/13 10:22AMSoon You May Be Able to Live on Crazy Libertarian Billionaire Island
Max Read · 09/23/13 10:17AMJohn Cook · 09/23/13 10:07AM
The Paparazzi Thought This Random Girl was Jennifer Hudson
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/23/13 09:43AMJ.K. Trotter · 09/23/13 09:42AM
Texas Senator Ted Cruz, the Princeton graduate, Obamacare-hater, and self-fashioned class warrior, apparently refused to study with students who graduated from the “minor Ivies”—Brown, Penn, Columbia and so forth—when attending Harvard Law School in the nineties. We’re assuming Cruz simply spat upon Williams alumni.
Baby DJ School Stretches Hipster Parenting Tropes to Breaking Point
Hamilton Nolan · 09/23/13 09:21AMA Cute Photo of Eliot Spitzer Making Friends at an Avicii Party
J.K. Trotter · 09/23/13 09:20AMCouple Caught Having Reckless Car Sex Seems to Get Off on Being Filmed
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/23/13 09:10AM"One day while driving east on I-290" begins this Penthouse Forum-esque footage of a Chicago couple unabashedly "smashing" in the driver's seat while cruising along the Eisenhower expressway.










