Hamilton Nolan · 10/02/13 02:10PM

Why is the naked mole rat so much healthier than you? Better protein construction. And, probably, because you never use your gym membership.

Rihanna, the Jesus of 2013, Twerks on Water

Rich Juzwiak · 10/02/13 02:05PM

Rihanna's "Pour It Up" is the video that dares to ask the question: What's the difference between a pop star and a stripper? And then it dares to answer the question: NOTHING.

Meet Silk Road's Alleged Drug Lord: A 29-year-old California Geek

Adrian Chen · 10/02/13 01:55PM

The owner of the underground drug market Silk Road was a 29-year-old Libertarian engineer living in San Francisco raking in over $80 million in 2 years, according to the indictment revealed today. Who is the man behind the biggest underground drug market, and how did he get caught? The indictment lays out a detailed account of how Silk Road grew and how FBI agent Christopher Tarbell took it down.

Government Is Shut Down, But These Guys Just Got $40 Million to Waste

Max Read · 10/02/13 01:08PM

The federal government is shut down and America's still crawling back from a recession, sure, but don't worry about the assholes in tech: "500 Startups," a venture-capitalism firm whose strategy is more or less to throw money down the toilet in case a killer app is living there, just got a $40 million investment.

Five Ideas For the Next Century of Taxes

Hamilton Nolan · 10/02/13 12:52PM

Tomorrow is the 100th anniversary of the federal income tax. Thank you, federal income tax, for all the things you have bought this country, except the wars! On this auspicious anniversary, here are five tax ideas to make the next 100 years even better.

Feds Raid Underground Drug Market Silk Road, Arrest Alleged Owner

Adrian Chen · 10/02/13 11:10AM

The FBI says it's unmasked the man behind the notorious underground online drug market Silk Road. 29-year-old Ross William Ulbricht has been charged with running Silk Road under the moniker "Dread Pirate Roberts," according to a complaint released today. According to the complaint, Silk Road was a massive business, doing in total $1.2 billion in sales and leading to $80 million in commissions. Ulbricht has been hit with conspiracy charges related to possession with intent to distribute drugs, hacking and money laundering.

Dan Savage on Bill O'Reilly, Transphobia and Being "Monogamish"

Michael Musto · 10/02/13 11:00AM

Advice columnist, author (American Savage), TV commentator, agitator, and husband: Dan Savage has done it all, and emerged one of the most articulate spokespeople for extreme beliefs and raunchy truths. Strap on your condoms—and other things—and hear him roar.

The Southern Water Wars Are Just Beginning

Hamilton Nolan · 10/02/13 10:52AM

The future of America (and, indeed, the world) will be characterized by widespread and increasingly violent skirmishes for control of the last sources of precious, precious water. Currently, we're in phase one: the legal battles.

Oh God Lil Wayne What Are You Doing?

Rich Juzwiak · 10/02/13 10:46AM

Lil Wayne was once at the top of his field—so much so that when he declared himself
"Best Rapper Alive," people took him seriously. Now he is slumming it in a guest verse on Paris Hilton's bid at a comeback single, "Good Time." (Spoiler alert: She's lying. It's a bad time.)