Better late than never: Yesterday, the editors of the Houston Chronicle's opinion page expressed regret at endorsing Ted Cruz last fall, writing that Cruz “has been part of the problem in specific situations where [his predecessor, Kay Bailey] Hutchison would have been part of the solution.”

It was sadly just a matter of time before Dallas ISD terminated the 21-year-old Spanish teacher whose nude modeling past was fully exposed last week.

You, the ruminant-like American consumer, "chewing your cud" (Cheetos) on your voluminous reclining chair as you passively absorb advertising messages for processed food conglomerates: which fast food ad do you relate to the most? The fake healthy place. Huh.

Simple Pickup is a YouTube channel normally devoted to the fine art of mackin' on chicks.

Prepare yourself for a needless barrage of cranky old-person opinions! Today, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame announced 16 nominees for 2014 induction, a list that includes Nirvana, the Replacements, Linda Ronstadt, Hall & Oates, N.W.A., Peter Gabriel, and a guy from NCIS: Los Angeles.

There is not one demographic group, including current prison inmates, more sociopathic than teenagers. The average 15 year-old private school student is more naturally inclined to antisocial acts than the average member of the Shabaab. Don't take my word for it—let a scientist tell you.

From the minds that brought you The Matrix Retold by Mom comes HELL NO: The world's first sensible horror movie in which the characters are all reasonable and rational and no one gets killed.

When he was five years old, Saroo Brierley fell asleep on a stationary train after a long, hard day of begging for change on the streets of Ganesh Talai, India.

New details emerged Tuesday night about Glenn Greenwald's new, as-yet unnamed website, including information about its funder and its potential hires.

The LAPD arrested Dicarlo Bennett, 28, in connection with the dry ice bombs found earlier this week at Los Angeles International Airport. Bennett, who worked for an airport contractor, was charged with felony possession of explosives near an aircraft. His bail was set at $1 million.

The Northampton Clown has been unmasked. It's Banksy!

After last week’s announcement that Krokodil had made its way to suburban Chicago, two sisters have confirmed that they are two of the five people being treated at the Presence St. Joseph Medical Center in Joliet for complications from the drug.

Missouri Lieutenant Governor Peter Kinder released a statement late Tuesday calling for a grand jury in the Daisy Coleman case. Kinder believes the “appalling facts in the public record shock the conscience and cry out that responsible authorities must take another look.”

Researchers at Connecticut College have found evidence that proves that Oreo cookies—at least for lab rats—are as addictive as cocaine.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell are reportedly in the final stages of working out a deal to reopen the government and avoid a national default. Great news. Now the question is if said deal will be able to get through the goddamn mess that is the House of Representatives.

The majority of Tuesday night’s mayoral debate between Bill de Blasio and Joe Lhota was spent covering the usual topics: charter schools, taxes, small businesses, well-paying jobs, the income gap, and stop and frisk policies. Both candidates even agreed on the importance of building more affordable housing in the city.

New York City mayoral candidates Bill de Blasio and Joe Lhota face off in their first broadcast debate at 7 p.m. EST. You can watch live footage of de Blasio’s lead widen here.

A viral photo of two people appearing to engage in a public sex act near the Ohio University campus in Athens has sparked rape allegation after the woman in the photo came forward to claim she had been sexually assaulted.

As consummately professional as Stephen Colbert might be, even he isn't fully immune to the hilarity of the character he plays on TV.