Late-90s pop sensation Lou Bega, known to fans of fleeting fame as the Mambo No. 5 guy, resurfaced yesterday after years of obscurity...to shoot down rumors that he had died.

How many different lawsuits claiming credit for terrible Justin Timberlake movies can there possibly be?

Major bear news in LA today: This morning, the LAPD and animal control officers spent hours attempting to capture a black bear as it roamed through an upscale neighborhood.

Due to our history as a platform for true Wal-Mart stories, we sometimes receive emails from beleaguered Wal-Mart employees, venting their frustrations. Today, we have our holiest Wal-Mart conundrum yet. Can you help?

A desperately lonely man who was unable to find a girlfriend decided he had no more use for his penis — and proceeded to cut it off.

Oh, Portland. You've really outdone yourself this time. A thread on Reddit asks how to manage one of the lesser-known problems of living in the hipster paradise: "How do you keep local sous chefs from harvesting urban edibles on your property?"

A district judge has ruled that Sandra Guzman, a former associate editor at the New York Post, can continue her bias lawsuit against the Post and its editor, Col Allan. Guzman was fired in 2009 following what she says was a pattern of severe harassment over her gender, race, and national origin.

The Christian Science Society of Dixon, Illinois, could not have gotten more literal if they tried — which they supposedly didn't when they constructed a church that looks from a certain angle like a giant phallus, complete with balls and bushy pubes.

Chiara de Blasio, the daughter of New York City mayoral candidate Bill de Blasio, is a college sophomore at a school in California. She’s also the subject of dozens of profiles and the star of a well-received campaign ad for her father. Given her recent prominence, we were curious about which school she is attending. Nobody will say.

I believe you're familiar with my friend—Goldman Fucking Sachs. Tell me something: does Goldman Fucking Sachs look like a bitch? No? Then why are Goldman Fucking Sachs employees being treated like bitches?

The Washington Post does not like the new Arcade Fire record: "Look, I’m sure they’re very nice people, but on their fourth album, 'Reflektor,' Arcade Fire still sound like gigantic dorks with boring sex lives." And it goes on from there.

It's every musician's worst nightmare: You sit down to perform a Mozart concerto in front of a live audience at a prestigious concert hall, when, all of a sudden, the orchestra starts playing the wrong concerto.

One year ago today, Superstorm Sandy devastated large swaths of New York and New Jersey, killing hundreds and doing billions of dollars of damage. Here, AP photographers who were on the scene during the storm and its aftermath return to the subjects of their 2012 photographs to see how reconstruction has progressed.

America's college students will soon be cast out into a struggling economic landscape in search of employment. Luckily, college students believe in their ability to get the job done. Far more than the people hiring them do, in fact.

A Republican lawmaker in Nevada has outraged many on both sides of the aisle after it was revealed yesterday that he told a group of Republican constituents that he would vote to bring back slavery if they wanted him to.

In this tetchy interaction with GQ, Harrison Ford makes the astoundingly curt Ginger Baker seem kinda sweet.

Well, they did the research, ran all the tests, modern technology, all of that. Turns out all those women weren't lying about people staring at their boobs. Huh.

A Colorado man being divorced by his wife of 25 years after he allegedly beat her and held her captive during a fight over finances claimed in court that he had the couple's life savings of $500,000 converted to gold before dumping it all in the trash.

An attempted robbery of a central Florida gas station nearly ended in tragedy early Monday morning, but a clerk's well-placed cell phone saved his life.

The U.S. city with the highest income is San Jose, California; the city with the lowest income is Brownsville, Texas. And the most average city, for the 237th straight year: Springfield.